Tom Macfarlan

Good morning The Internet, what fun little facts / unspeakable horrors have you got for me today?

Hey @cpsc.gov is this the right way to use a generator? Seen at a food trailer today

The stage is dry and Midsummer Night's Dream starts at 11 as planned at McAlpine Park

It's twin day at my office so a coworker and I brought our bicycles

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Two fingers of the monkeys paw have curled. Be more specific!

Is there no other

It's 5am as I head toward the race. First prize is a loaf of bread. My children are starving. "Get that bread," I say. My limp worsens. My children are starving. Gotta get that bread.

Thanks for the invite @masnick.com, hopefully you haven't had reason to regret it

And a very happy day to all who believe we are created equal In dignity, rights, and responsibilities to each other.

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So, a general purge of the ranks

Dinosaur

That's game for the Hurricanes, Stanley Cup winners!

You get one guess for the political party of this councilman #ncpol

The actual leftist belief is that while HR itself is evil, the HR ladies are not

If the Nobel committee won’t give Trump the Peace Prize for ending the most number of wars… maybe they’ll give it to him for ending one war the most number of times.

The Carolina Hurricanes this post season continue to be some of the best ice hockey I've ever watched

Huh, I did not expect The Pope to lead the way in Woke 2.0

And it's all been fucking terrible. Every call I've made to an "ai operator" has ended in leaving a voicemail for a human.

Only Donald Trump has what it takes to bring triumph to a nation and humiliating defeat to its enemies. Unfortunately that nation is Iran

Iced coffee with milk and vanilla syrup has been my go to drink for office days since I lived in Boston

YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK

This isn't a millennial opinion, it's objectively correct

No this actually makes a lot of sense

It's only Local Control if it comes from the Local region of Wyoming, otherwise it's Sparkling Anarchy

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The rich seem to forget that "tax" is the gentlest verb being used in that phrase

This series against the Flyers has been nonstop heart pounding hockey, and if you're not watching it you're missing some of the best in sports.

The opening band has taken the stage. Finish your cigarettes and hit the head

That’s stupid thing to say. I was clearly mad from the start of this thread. I didn’t suddenly get mad when your dumb ass showed up.

Capitalism is not compatible with empathy

I'm angry, but I'm also afraid. It's ok to be afraid right now.

He is clearly signaling his intention to commit mass murder on an unthinkable scale. Those who could stop it - could TRY to stop it - and don’t will have it forever on their conscience.

It's not been a great day. My next door neighbor was murdered in his home last night and I spent the afternoon dealing with the police in my front yard. Found footage of the suspect's vehicle on my doorbell camera and sent it to the police. East Charlotte lost a pillar of the community today.

Today's my first day of walking without my ankle immobilization boot and it feels WEIRD. My arch has never been higher, some specific muscles get tired very quickly, and getting back into bending my knee when walking is taking some time. Finally getting to the end of this recovery 🎉

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! This amazing art was made by @wuna.bsky.social, who is a wonderful ally and one of my best friends! Much love today 💙🩷🤍🩷💙

Charlotte NC #NoKings

'tis the sneezon

Honestly when I see or hear people using these, I treat them like they have a Nazi tattoo. You don't get to use Nazi language and not be treated like a Nazi. You just don't.

I don't even have me figured out and I'm pretty sure my therapist is confounded as well, so good fucking luck to whoever thinks they've got this.

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.

lol, the writers have given up on subtlety

I knew this would do numbers on Reddit.

I truly do think all of the "Noem out, Mullin in" posts and stories are failing American democracy right now! Trump is announcing his nominee. That's it. If the Senate majority wants to confirm him, they're a part of this—even after knowing what they know now. And that matters come November.

He struck a different tone in a close N.C. Supreme Court race in 2024. | Opinion

Frankly, I expected better from a FIFA Peace prize winner