Jack The Quipper

🚨DEMOCRATS ARE SURGING — AND THE SENATE IS IN PLAY. 🔥 TX: Talarico +5 🔥 NC: Cooper +10 🔥 OH: Brown +5 🔥 AK: Peltola +1.8 🔥 ME: Jackson +2 🔥 MI: El-Sayed +2 Republicans are in real trouble. Vote. Get everyone you know to vote. Let’s finish the job. 💙🌊 #BlueWaveIn7Days

On a game brought to you by Manfred who cozied up to Trump, the man who cut cancer research by 40%.

If you believe Melania Trump negotiated a ceasefire between Ukraine and Russia, you're the reason "DO NOT EAT" labels are put on soap. If you believe Donald Trump is going to give you a check for $5,000 if Republicans win, you're the reason irons have "NEVER IRON CLOTHES WHILE BEING WORN" warnings.

The much truer version.

Bluesky has four kinds of users

Ankle jewelry from around the world

I'm not saying the racist assholes who did this need to be doxxed, swatted, and publicly humiliated, but I wouldn't shed a tear if they were.

As a Navy veteran, I'm proud of the Navy and Marines for doing this.

THIS IS ME: (I added a couple) Height: 5'9 Age: 72 Sign: Aquarius Guilty pleasure food: None. I don't do guilt. Tattoos: None Favorite season: Spring Favorite color: Green Favorite holiday: Halloween Favorite flower: Gladiolus Favorite Animal: Dogs Favorite Drink: Tea, strong, black, no sugar

Two I know 4 people who have shaken his hand.

Medical science The air over big cities like Los Angeles Boardgames Veterinary Medicine Diversity of energy sources

I can predict California's response. It will go something along the lines of "How about you kiss our Golden Ass, DOJ?"

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. "California Girls In My Pants" "Big Balls In My Pants" "The Fate Of Ophelia In My Pants" "The Piano Has Been Drinking In My Pants" "Whip It In My Pants" "I Left My Heart In San Francisco In My Pants"

This is almost certainly doomed to failure, but IF they were successful (and somebody will be) they would have no idea what they unleashed.

Ruin a song by adding "In My Pants" to the title. "Too Old To Rock & Roll, Too Young To Die In My Pants"

Yeah, Airbnb can fuck off.

It’s a which side are you on moment. Talarico or Paxton/Musk/Trump. This is a no brainer, people!

Adios, you alien looking motherfucker. We'll just enact new taxes on your company and the property it sits on.

Franklin Graham is a piece of shit.

Marine Corps Vets, he is not going to give you a fucking penny, regardless of how the election is going. Send him a hardcore FUCK YOU!

Donald Trump is a Russian asset. He is a traitor to the United States of America.

Trump shows al. the military skills his service dodging family of cowards and traitors always has.

Even if the eports are real, nobody will get any money.

Doesn't anyone want to impress Jodie Foster anymore?

Trump: "It's going to be the greatest ballroom and military complex combination ever built!" (Has any ballroom/military complex EVER been built?!)

I so want to see this motherfucker in prison.

Please get him off LinkedIn...

Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First https://theonion.com/protestors-criticized-for-looting-businesses-without-fo-1843735351/

"A majority of Americans view the president’s administration as uniquely corrupt..." www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

JD Vance is speaking to dozens of people today in North Carolina

Singlehandedly, Tommy Tuberville lowers the entire IQ of the USA by 20 points.

My parents are both long deceased, but we got along great and I miss them. That said, I have friends who have cut off their parents for a wide variety of reasons, most of which are 100% valid. If you have a better life without them, cut them off. You do NOT owe them anything.

I disavow the Allman Brotherhood and the Righteous Brotherhood.

If this wasted dipshit still had the slightest bit of relevance, I'd say he should go fuck off into an active volcano.

I diavow the Karamazov Brotherhood

And we know what that got him.

Normalize Republicans having to denounce the the Aryan Brotherhood.

I also disavow the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants.

I'm going to disavow the Muslim Sisterhood, Motherhood, and Fatherhood, too.

You are all WEAK! I disavowed the Muslim Brotherhood when they were just the Muslim Guyhood.

LOL! Fuck this little dickhead and all of his Christofascist pals.

Annnnnnnd there's the stinger. Folks, if you see this specific language in a terms of service, the site its on is not a real thing. This is a 100% clear dead giveaway, EVERY SINGLE TIME. The lawyers know why.

Of course it is backfiring. It was thought up by republicans.