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More flags than people…..

J "Dozens" Vance

It’s that “wait, but that’s not all” voice from a the get 10 more for the price of one commercial.

"Ladies and Gentlemen, it's Mr. Cheesy himself, our favorite couch fucker, J.D. Vance."

“Drying paint don’t lie…” (Van Gogh)

😂

They still need local and state victories.

Wow that goes past pathetic straight into sad

Elementary school cafeteria? 😁

Half those people won't live to election day (no offense, but lots of white hair in that small crowd of mostly pumpkins).

Tight budget; he couldn't pay more than that to attend.

Is he in a garage? Is this like a 4 Seasons Landscaping thing?

More pumpkins than people

I think I can hear an echo (echo ... echo ... echo)

Maybe he should have stopped and picked up donuts for everyone. Pre announcement. Might have help attendance. When he leaves these thinly attended rallies he has to be thinking this is getting really bad. Being VP right now probably bad choice.

dozens, lol.

But the combined age of this room is higher, I bet.

There were more kids in line for facepaint at our school fall fest last weekend

Too many

The King of Cringe

Lots of gray hair there.

Kick his ass out !

These people are insane looks like Seniors ,Really ! They should be kicking them out if they had sense !

awfully white in there

That looks like the garden supply section of Wal Mart. When he finishes they’re moving in Christmas decorations.

Everybody needs a hip-hop moniker.

Looks like the average age is 80

Old white people love him, he's a rock star😅

Is it just me or does it sound like they announced “Shady Vance”? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

They’re cheaper by the dozen.

Yup. Old folks on a fixed income need a few bucks to show up at a rally.

Where is this shitweasel? Is he driving distance from Raleigh. I feel like he needs some proper heckling!

Powerful stuff.

Vance is such a loser!

I had a nice summer vacation in Hendersonville a few years ago, beautiful area. Seeing its historically a republican stronghold, this lackluster turnout pleases me greatly 😃.

Even Hitler got a crowd.

Dozens? Like 2 dozen? 24 people

Hundreds of fingers, ready to rumble.

There are more people at a Walmart self checkout on a Saturday. Is the Worth the jet fuel to make this event happen? ROI

Will this make him change his name again?

What‘s whith that bargain basement AI emcee? (Sorry, SI.)

Looks like it’s at the senior center too

Racist old white people

I can almost understand how Trump gets hateful bitter crowds to assemble to froth together. I can’t imagine why anyone would spend a moment of their day attending a JD Vance speech. What a dud.

A crowd of tens.

I thought I felt a bad vibe today.

They couldn't find a high school gym smaller than that?

And we joke about people taking pictures of chicken parmigiana

These people went OUT OF THEIR WAY to go see this puny, pathetic, cringey RACIST (who will never ever be president) speak. To borrow a phrase, "SUCKERS and LOSERS."

Did they bus in a retirement home's residents?

He must feel so humiliated

I think his walkout music is about that couch he fucked.

How humiliating.

Maybe even scores!

The energy is not off the charts. It's here actually. ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ ⬇️ Tax audit Dentist office Grocery line Repair shop ⬇️ *Here's JD. Yawn with eyes half closed.

Soon, Republicans are gonna have to offer free buffets to get people to show up

I've made some bad decisions in my life, but thankfully I've never ended up at a JD Vance rally.

It looks like they hosted it with the mid-morning crowd from Costco’s customer service line. "Mr. DJ, can I speak with your manager?"

That sign should say DEFUND OUR FUTURE.

LOL, JD is such a pathetic idiot loser.

Christ seen more people in a toilet

I seriously do no remember a President or a VP spending weeks campaigning during a "war".

Wow. Tens of people!

🙂👍

I think that's being generous.

The storeroom at a Bass Pro Shop?

They seem so excited.

That's a cute little white nationalist hootenanny.

NONE OF THEM MY NEIGHBORS!!!

Dozens……not hundreds

A wet fart is funnier with more charm than the VP of the United States. Think about that.

The Deplorable Dozens!

He’s a force of nature!

Spinal Tap in real life!

Dozens 🤣🤣🤣

Always suspected there are more people standing behind him then before him at these things.

These guys don’t realize how much they’re despised

Looks like a hip replacement convention

Packed like a can of sardines… and a lot of low IQ sardine juices between them

Guarantee that intro music makes JV’s skin crawl

Only a few dozen speaks loudly to his following and potential political future. Great news.

dozens ?

Is this the gray divorce ?

Hendersonville is redder than red. I’d like to see him try that a few miles down the road in Asheville. Stupid gerrymandered district.

Dozens of idiots.

There were legit this many people at the library when I went to vote in Texas today

Speaking at. Not to. At. Because he doesn't care about them, just their votes.

May I say how much I love this for him, and that I hope it further damages him every time it happens? Because he is the emptiest of empty suits.

Even Quayle drew crowds between 2 and 5 thousand! That was around 1990, with no social media benefit. This couch fucker sucks!

Lol

Dozens🤭

They were promised a coupon for a free gallon of diesel if they attended.

Hee Haw on Parade.

What a Fukin Clown reality TV show.

Paid to be there I bet.

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Commentator: Extending his arms as he approaches the tens, Vance exclaims; “Where my couches at!”

LOL.....he's clapping himself onto the stage. taking a page from his cult leader.

Is his entrance music some generic bro country thing making fun of climate change?

I truly hope they run Vance in 2028 because he's got absolutely no juice whatsoever.

WoW !!! Dozens

"Dozens"?? Wow - the VP really brings the crowds.

Just... Dozens! That's why they call him Mr. Charisma.

give them all an egg; and tell them to sit on it!

Wow, the intro music is terrible. So is JD.

Yesterday in German main news, No Kings also in North Carolina. More people, than Vance could ever attract to see him. Next time, they will meet in a phone booth.

This is hilarious. He picked a great time to ‘rally’…Price is Right is over for the day and Olive Garden will start slinging dinner here in a bit. The hell else are the attendees going to do with their spare time.

The kids call this The Rizz

Half are Russian bots …..

This feels...so Parks & Rec, or The Office. He's beyond cringe.

I’d love to know the AI prompt for that cringe-inducing entrance music.

Is that intro voiceover at the start genuine? That's the kind of voiceover that we would recognise here as a massive piss take of a certain kind of representation of America?!

Republicans are bad people - period - all of them

evil stupid people their signs say "defend our future" while, in all honesty, our future needs to be defended against #Trump & his minions like #Vance

Twice that many in the hot plate line at mama's