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If you’re looking for the dumbest shits on the planet… you’re in luck! They’re all posting about the innovation of a “flying” car.

Not even half a mooch Wonder what creature they’ll appoint next.

Ok sure. The Himalayan glaciers are emptying out one dunk at a time, and Las Vegas which is in the middle of the dessert is under water, and Europe reeled from a massive 100 day heatwave. But what proof do we have that climate change is having an economic impact on the world? #shareholdervalue

I've been connected.

people are certainly going to be normal about this and show their very consistent beliefs about copyright law.

Congratulations to Ferrari on reaching rock bottom. This “strategy” is so disastrous and monumentally stupid that the only way after this race is up. Although rock bottom might have a basement #formula1 #bahraingp

Went to see Digger. I think this might be the best film I ever saw. And while I get that you’ll either love it or hate it, I think that 20 years from now it will be seen as one of the generally accepted best ever.

Whenever some nincompoop nitwit says: “You don’t understand, he’s just outsmarting everyone by playing 6D chess” I’m just going to show this fucking tweet:

Silicon valley really went: Listen: We can either build amazing tech that cures disease, and helps create breakthroughs, or we can steal everyones paycheck and build The Matrix. Let’s go for the moneys.

The dumbification of MacOS continues with 20 of these “Do you want to connect this” warnings when you connect a USB device It desperately needs a pro setting

The Antwerp City government: The tree culling will continue until morale improves

AI people: We are not in a bubble. Also AI people: Let’s bid the 🤗 emoji Unicode to buy Hughing Face

@thyng.bsky.social is there a yearly option to become a supporter? It would save some transfer costs for you and a lot of accounting for me. 😊

Nice try. Still in the 30% though.

Today’s orange nincompoop headline rewrite: Man who continuously throws allies under the bus flummoxed by lack of revolution in subjugated people.

AI companies: our models are good enough to give insights far better than humans ever can right now. The insights:

Build your business on LinkedIn. But also, don’t link out to anything that will actually build your business from LinkedIn.

Guy Who Sucks At Being A Person Sees Huge Potential In AI https://theonion.com/guy-who-sucks-at-being-a-person-sees-huge-potential-in-1850488022/

Och jom wij hebben dat gewoon elke dag.

Let me be clear. If the AI takes over the world, and if it’s Siri… I’m going to be taken straight to the extermination camps

You have to hand it to Infantino, I didn’t know my eyes could roll that far back

Oh look. It’s threatening tariffs for its consumers again.

Why is the Orange idiot talking about election fraud as if he and his merry band of spineless chums weren’t duly elected?

78 Emails in the box, 78-emails. Open one and archive it down. 81 emails in the box.

Let’s talk The Odyssey. First 15 minutes are rough. Last hour borders on perfection. Closing message ties together our time with that time. A must see.

You gotta hand it to the English. Just when you thought about how they needed to pan Argentina… their fans started singing “There won’t be any more rowing anymore” and now I’m cured. Vamos. #engarg

Proud for the boys. Thankful for the past 12 years. Ready for the future. #belreddevils

Whatever he touches, for whatever reason, eventually turns to dead ducks. #usabel

Fuck off you fat orange fuck #usabel

Reading the @vinl.bsky.social analysis of the #belsen match begs the question: shouldn’t they be at Schiphol covering the arrival of @onsoranje.bsky.social

Never doubted it #belsen

Never doubted it Clive #belsen

#belsen

I’m not one to call for sacking managers but damnit Rudy Garcia has been trying for 18 months. And today it seems like he’s succeeding. #belsen

Headline of the year contender?

Apparently we’re doing crazy politics posts on LinkedIn now?

Alternate headline: Monorail salesman says to buy genuine, bonafide, electrified, six car monorail!

I don’t know but looking back… Maybe… Maybe… Letting a 1,89% margin popular vote margin decide major decisions wasn’t the best of ideas? Maybe number 7 can fix it?

Football coaches get those resumes out. The Belgian head coach position is opening up in a few days.

Somewhere at Apple some time ago: What should be the default satellite map of the weather app? Precipitation? Temperatures? Wind? No! it’s gotta be Air Quality!

65’ Lukaku comes on 25 second later Lukaku forces 1-1 #BELEGY