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LETS GET MY FLATMATE A NEW MOUTH: gofund.me/83ff1d2ae

For a twt prompt, “shackle” #tgcf #heavenofficialsblessing #hualian

guess who just got STERILIZED ✨

Reflection of One’s True Self #TGCF #Beefleaf #repostober

let’s goooo

Nathan: Do you understand why this is funny? Elizabeth: Because he never finished the point he was making about gang violence? Billy [rewinding the video to its beginning and studying it at 1/4 speed]: THANK YOU FOR SHOWING US THIS

Still New Bedford is a queer place.

Look, puritans were many things, but I don’t think they were lacking for folks on the spectrum horse

Quick! forge me the harpoon.

Frodo wakes. ‘Where am I?’ ‘In the House of Elrond. It is ten o’clock in the morning. The morning of October the twenty-fourth, if you want to know.’ ‘Gandalf!’ ‘Yes, I am here. And you are lucky to be here, too, after all the absurd things you have done since you left home.’

ñolofinwë said brother how can it be that i am not thy jacob, that i did not come forth clutching thy heel when since first i drew breath thou hast no less felt my clawing nails biting at the tender flesh there as i clung to thee and anairë said dear are you talking to yourself in the shower again

I think someone is misbehaving in class... (Amnesiac Fangxin guoshi x amnesiac young lord Hua) #hualian

@ Leo Chicagonensis can you denounce op*s d** already so I can get on w my life

I use this one with my students to this day - it's a lovely little gothic joke.

It is worth noting that the original guy to say this was executed by the state a day later. My guess is Elon is unaware of this.

Calling empathy sin is calling good evil and evil good, it is Antichrist, the people promulgating it are Antichrist and false teachers, they are the wolves among the flock our Lord warned us about.

liberté. égalité. dragonballe zeé.

i always like “a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises!” because it feels a bit like “day shall come again!” but it’s more like “aurë entuluva! but first, [the sound of a gun cocking]—”

I haven’t seen something like this happen to a TPUSA debate guy since

caught myself thinking “theres four kinds of guy” and like. yeah. There’s four kinds of guy. That’s the whole bit.

Drawings in the margin St. Gallen, Stiftsbibliothek, Cod. Sang. 218; Gregorius Magnus, Regula pastoralis; end of the 9th century; Cloister of St. Gall (?); p.158 (www.e-codices.ch/en/list/one/...)

We cannibals must help these Christians.

And this, good friends, is ambergris, worth a gold guinea an ounce to any druggist.

wet beast Wednesday everyone

RUBS MY LITTLE TATTOOED GREMLIN HANDS TOGETHER. Guess who just got themself the first Conversation Tree Press Elric of Melnibone.

Moby Dick seeks thee not. It is thou, thou, that madly seekest him!

It’s a beautiful day in the tiger enclosure and you are a horrible goose.

shoutout to the time the British library auctioned a First Folio to pay for a new roof and then a few decades later were like “nooo we did an oopsie, can we have it back pls” and people rightly laughed in their face (they did buy it back eventually)

This striking presentation celebrates the contemporary renaissance of Japanese bridal attire curated by CUCURU, an exclusive Tokyo-based boutique renowned for revolutionizing traditional wedding styling (kitsuke) for modern brides.

Osaka Castle, Japan. Photography by tomoya mino

moon #moon