Hipster Vampire Amy

13. My permanent pinned tweet

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY and i would like to shamelessly self-promote my dog comics and associated merch if that's alright with you i make a silly webcomic about my dog and then i post it online for entertainment it's called the pyr review and you should check it out (instagram: @the_pyr_review)

OK, this is actually a *really* good explanation of the practical issues that most people are gonna run into with AI, though. (From a PMI training course)

There are these repeated injuries in hadrosaur tails. There were a few theories on this, but one of them stands out. No easy way to say this: some dinosaurs were really into rough sex. 🧪 Link: https://www.cell.com/iscience/fulltext/S2589-0042(25)02000-0​

Lord I see what Brazil and Serbia have and I want it for myself

Eventually, Elrond's account of the One Ring ended, overruning the meeting time by 20mins. Despite his lengthy discourse on the subject, everyone later noted that, in the minutes, Elrond had avoided giving himself any actions related to actually dealing with the One Ring problem.

lmfao

Who here has a paracosm? Defining it here as, a world you like designing, thinking about and creating for, but isn't necessarily destined to become a fully-fledged product? What's your paracosm like? Do you use it to help you get to sleep? #writing #fantasy #art

**fall is here!!**

DOG TIPS: sit arm’s length +1 inch away from your human and let out a big sigh

Me, a Gen Xer, taking a long drag on a cigarette: yeah I learned about Benjamin Franklin’s reputation as a notorious womanizer from a children’s book where he was BFFs with a talking mouse

When you’re trying to get Mom to let you outdoors for like 15 minutes, but then she opens the door and you remember: outdoors is Suspicious

New and exciting heresies being created every day!

I guess he’s comfy.

So I get back to the house and the termite control guy is doing the quarterly thing. TURKEY DOG: Wowowowow! Woof! Woof! ME: Sorry about the dogs, they’re gonna talk to you the whole time you’re here. TERMITE GUY: I got here about half an hour ago and they have been.

Insufficiently Woobified Blorbo is the name of my next band.

So much of the anti-woke vibe shift was just a demand by abusers and their allies that the victims of abuse shut up already, laundered into politesse by magazine editors

Losing my mind at how no one (everyone) could predict overturning Roe v Wade, no one (everyone) could foresee Jan 6, no one (everyone) could imagine the wild tornado of corruption in Trump 2.0, no one (everyone) could guess the economy would come crashing down...

Turkey Dog provided Neighbourhood Watch services to let me know the neighbors’ dog was loose.

Family estrangement isn't new. The present moral panic is a version of Wilhoit's Law: there are family members whom the family code protects but does not bind and those whom the code binds but does not protect. Elders can denigrate you, police your politics, choose your mate, blackmail you. 7/_

Wow, I really touched a nerve for Team Neurospicy with this one.

“Starting to”?

I respect his choices but I do not understand them.

“From hell’s heart I bark at thee!”

If I had to see this, so do you reprobates

AI is conscious AND it is my girlfriend AND it is my slave. A perfect scenario for me, a normal person. Not gonna think too deeply about this. Now do all other living human people deserve the level of investment devoted to my Tamogotchi slave girlfriend? Not so fast.

Today's the 960th anniversary of the Battle of Hastings, so obviously I'm reposting my scenes from the Bayeux Tapestry in Playmobil.

I’m telling you, part of what makes us human is the persistent urge to draw a little guy.

Something was scuffling around in the woods behind my house just now and my first instinct was to go try to see what it was, and once again it's entirely possible that I owe my life to the way the line "HOW, Dr. Dolittle?" took up residence in my brain. www.instagram.com/reel/DdRhCvS...

Every movie, song, and book that you love was made without the technology that people who don’t make art are now insisting is necessary for making art.

Y’all have no idea how hard he worked to get into this position.

Turkey Dog contemplates the state of things.