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Sir I am not in the habit of eating the shell of the nut—that's just regular wood. It's the nut's house.

I’m pretty sure the millennium Falcon could take out the Enterprise A; they’d be cooked as soon as they got there.

I think it’s kind of weird that I get most distant from (other?) Anglo Catholics when it comes to the most pleasant part of the tradition (Mary) and get closest, or surpass them, on the harshest (death)

Everyone getting pumped for The Triduum of Death?

Ah he and Metaxas must have a bet or something on who can misapply 20s-40s Europe worst

Dawg after this they should just give the Dodgers second place

Have the Rays just stopped trying?

Rays playing like its clown college or something

I’m probably one of the few people who saw Community before Goodfellas, thus knowing the allusion before the alluded

I’m learning that season 6 of community is very polarizing

This app is going to be lit 🕯️

Made sure to sidestep age gap discourse by marrying older

You ever think how wierd it is that human head hair just keeps growing?

Really feels like Bluesky is not just disproportionately 39 but also disproportionately from Wisconsin

There is magic in it.

Boomers would rather doomscroll than go to therapy

Smashmouth lyrics read by Werner Herzog

I hope all my dodgers fans are having a bad time tonight

Look, puritans were many things, but I don’t think they were lacking for folks on the spectrum horse

I’m trying to find a summer casual fragrance that isn’t Acqua di Gio Parfum (sadly, Portia nixed it), is fresh but also woody, doesn’t dry down powdery or soapy, isn’t fougère, help

Since we’re all 39 now, anyone else remember being scarred by this?