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lmao it's so good

The children have claimed my craft supply pile as their kingdom

It's always my posts complaining about AI which do the big numbers, which is understandable as it's a shared frustration with a lot of people, but I would hope the more positive stuff I post about got half as much attention. 'cos there's a lot to be positive about.

The issue is that bed is very comfy, but then they make you get out of it after a while. I think that's bad game design.

Anyone looking for a side quest?

My bluesky experience is finding people I agree with on 95% of things and they raise interesting points and then the other 5% is the strangest, wildest take on something that makes me doubt everything about the other 95%.

Sega is pulling TW: Shogun 2 from sale, just a couple days after launch. Why? Undisclosed AI use so obvious and atrocious that fans lit the Steam Discussions on fire. And vibe coding defenders have a new trophy on their slop mantle. Game is apparently crashing left and right. Brand immolation.

BOB THE BEER DROPPER: I make the worst decisions ME: hold my beer

what the fuck is happening fgjkfsdhg

One step closer to the ur-treat, the treat that contains all treats within it

I'm starting to wonder if tech companies' vision of the future is... The Flintstones?

Product idea: caps lock key with Brian Blessed’s face on it

Seventeen years later… The time has come for Machinarium 2 🦾🔧 Wishlist NOW on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/1619280/...

Targeted advertising is so scary these days. Like how does it know I like food? And discounts on food??

This vintage miss piggy piggybank from 1978 has coin slot cleavage and I may never recover.

OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳

BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome

Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for

"why don't men wear more color." i only dress for the approval of dogs, who mostly see blue, white, gray, black, and brown in the way that we do, so i don't wear other colors.

My attention is being demanded

I just need to get this out of my brain For the past several days, “COVID conscious lesbian bar in western Massachusetts” has been playing on a loop in my head to the tune of Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious Maybe it’s like The Ring where I can pass the curse on to someone else and free myself

🦌blobun is on sale for a couple more days, so if you're gonna pick it up, you better go do it!! (or you can just wait until next time it's on sale) this is a puzzle game where you have to touch every tile in a line, but we don't make it easy to just do that store.steampowered.com/app/3284270/...

I do not understand how his books and Little Britain were so popular. And that's not in a "I don't like them" way, but a "my understanding of reality does not explain this" way.

mmygod

My daughter’s latest masterpiece

As of today, @yourlocalcrazy.bsky.social and I are married and are now Mrs and Mrs Quills!! I love you so much honey, I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you ❤️

Ikea has released a Skyrim mod where players are accompanied by a Kallax shelving unit voiced by Matt Berry. www.videogameschronicle.com/news/ikea-ha...

No, babe, I NEED the $200 Le Creuset Star Trek shuttlecraft casserole dish for my banana bread.

Almost had a heart attack hearing Onion yowling in the kitchen right as the toast popped out of the toaster, thinking he'd hopped onto the counter and burned himself. Turns out he was just mad the toasted bread was too hot to eat

They sell ANDOR action figures, of course, and of course the audience is 35-50-year-olds, but it's deeply funny to imagine children playing with little Luthen Rael and Saw Gerrera dolls. CHILD 1: I think violence is not only justified, but demanded CHILD 2: I agree, but haste could be our undoing

"We call these boomer shooters." "Right, cos of all the booming." 'Oh, no that's not why." "Then why?" (Deep breath) "So in the aftermath of the second world war..."

This is of course an SMBC psyop. COMIC ◆ www.smbc-comics.com/comic/psy PATREON ◆ www.patreon.com/ZachWeinersm... STORE ◆ smbc-store.myshopify.com

Well then, to make it obvious which rules we are on: Mile End.