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And now you're telling me they shipped a feature that blocked adult websites being shared in profile and are saying they "need time" It's URLs, a text box, you could let it be a blank field. that's all it is. the fact T&S has a list they want to curate tells the quiet part out loud.

Hey remember how we were all ready to sign up for a bluesky plus or whatever the fuck and then the team had to just fuck that up by deciding to completely screw the queer, trans, furry sexworker user base that made them popular. Nice job assholes the goose was not valued.

Once mass spam texts were made legal, younger donors vanished, leaving a grassroots fundraising machine that subsists on squeezing vulnerable seniors, some of whom give hundreds of times a day. It’s a horrific model. Consultants get generationally wealthy, and the party hollows out its future.

Omigosh I just now realized that using a bone conduction headset means I can use them *with* my earplugs on this plane. I am not a smart man.

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Saw Wildwood last night, it was incredible. Pure beauty, and quite funny. More killing than I anticipated!

An absolute honor to have been part of Wildwood. Hundreds of the best artists on earth (and me, somehow) worked together to make actual magic. And, they gave me a rat!

we need to rip kalshi apart like a scottish traitor to the crown

Cool site

TFW you spend too much time alone with one of your girlfriends and the dang polycule softlocks

There's a third PHP2Shell bug, but it won't get an emergency fix

This rogue noodle man keeps trying to steal my cup o noodles

Okay so on the one hand this is accurate but on the other hand it's wrong and the truth is even funnier because there really is a "mechsploitation bit you get to in Gundam" and it's the fun goofy non-continuity "saturday morning cartoon" style series where the whole thing's a fighting tournament arc

punkin dunkin

I am enjoying this new program Sketchbook™️. Using the Crayola Markers and Inking Pen DLC has been a treat

$1200-1800 for a console is such commercial suicide I can't even muster a "get the fuck outta here" about the news aftermath.site/xbox-helix-nex...

now you know

When I say "for the last decade" I'm using Mark Zuckerberg as the indicator. A decade ago he was spending vast sums on very typical oligarch philanthropy: a giant shiny new hospital in SF, a huge well-funded project to test his education theories on NJ kids. Now he works on becoming a Bond villain.

It's so weird that people with reality-distorting wealth traditionally would spend on things they thought were nice and admirable and would cause later generations to praise their name but for the last decade the people with reality-distorting wealth dream of being brutal post-apocalyptic warlords.

Any fool can trick a bear by playing dead. But to captivate the bear by delivering one of the finest performances of Lear the stage has ever witnessed? That takes real skill.

Saw an old guy with the craziest drip today

the navy isn't as much of a surprise but i was not expecting we'd get the United States Marines in the national divorce

people are acting like this is about AI bots hacking into people's bank accounts but it's actually about people who have given their AI agents access to their computer on purpose

"There's no wrong way to eat a Reese's" Me: *chewing wrapped package and chasing it down with warm grapefruit juice* Challenge accepted.

FUCKING GOD DAMN IT

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

“I see the problem.” “Yeah?” “This is Maple Street.” “Isn’t that what it says?” “You want Maple AVENUE.” “Sorry, I’m covering for Dan.” “Is Dan okay?” “Shingles.” “That’s a shame.” “I’m Jill, by the way.” “Where are my manners, I’m Ted.” “Nice to meet you, Ted.” “You too, Jill.”

we should all be pissed off at this btw. if not because sex work is legitimate work and should be treated with respect, then because you should be concerned at attempts to gentrify online spaces as pretext to court investors and force out minorities so those spaces can become part of a portfolio.

> navy blue suit hit that guy with a car

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