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First of all i dont have 'meltdowns' or get 'over-stimumated'. These are simply Rockabilly Freakouts, and are totally normal

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

you can't judge when bioware was really killed because the mismanagement at the higher level under EA has been so constant and pervasive since the acquisition at every stage that every game shipped at all was a herculean miracle

oh? ai can't do anything, you say? check THIS out [destroys all beloved websites and software]

happy sickos day to all who celebrate

after 14 years I had to say goodbye to Sonny this morning. Truly the best dog I've ever had in my life

I’m at the Pizza Hut. I’m at the house of leaves. I’m at the combi s n e a v t a i e o l n fo esuoh & tuh azzip

[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!

@hockeyviz.com I found some beautiful data viz for you

Wait you guys are getting job interviews?

109 years ago, on September 23, 1917, Rodolfo Guzmán Huerta, better known by his ring name El Santo, was born. To this day, Santo remains the most beloved wrestler of all time. The man had more in common with Batman than Stone Cold and is still a cultural icon 42 years after his death.

MUCH RESPECT TO PEOPLE NICER THAN ME

My eldest girl's 16th birthday is very soon and since we recently played most of the @remedygames.com games this summer together (Alan Wake, Control, Alan Wake 2), she wanted an Alan Wake themed cake. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you... Alan Cake. (Please tell @samlakewrites.bsky.social)

i'll remember him best for playing one of TV's funniest characters

HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Samus Ballin

there's going to be a bunch of replies and quotes of this saying "well actually that's this band and they're good" and i'm here to tell you that no they aren't

THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT, PLEASE ACCEPT THESE WALLPAPERS AS AN ACT OF DIPLOMACY.

The Milo stuff is the perfect picture of fascism. You think you're protected because you go as big as you can on racism, you spend years harassing the movement's perceived enemies, you even disavow your own sexuality. They'll still throw you in a cage over the tiniest disagreement already forgotten.

The predictable Discourse is starting and I'm going to take a strong stand here: you can both want to abolish ICE and laugh really, really hard at Milo Yiannopoulos getting arrested by ICE after a decade of stoking the ethnonationalist hatred that led us to this point

HEAR THEY GOT A COMPUTER FOR THAT NOW.

that’s right

not that anything matters anymore but the province is named after the lake

91.8% of players, having waited nearly 20 years for MGS4 to be playable on anything other than PS3, booted the game and immediately made a beeline for a statue's dick

metal gear solid master collection volume 2 comes out on thursday

mfer said paino

Saw Camp Miasma over the weekend and it was awesome. As an annoying bisexual who also points out split diopter shots when watching anything with my partner, I feel seen

cybercrime should probably be illegal regardless of how much linear algebra was involved

Making some Mission Hill fanart

aw fuck

the other month @raspbearyart.bsky.social said he wanted a fun bag that was just a giant pack of cigs; so I made it. He can even vape through it

wanted to contribute to Odyssey discourse but unfortunately nothing I could say is better commentary than bsky's post settings