sebmal

sebmal

@mrdo.pro

i am the man! originator of #crisisposting fulltime streamer at twitch.tv/sebmal, somehow produced a livestream that lasted longer than failed ps5 shooter "concord"

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every day ive had to live without these has been the hardest day of my life

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you're laughing. i revealed the concept of death to the lord of dust and you're laughing.

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It's True

Kallen@doctorpazuzu.bsky.social

This ending implies babies are invincible cause they don't know what anything is.

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Jason Scott
@textfiles.com

DISCMASTER just added support for screencam files. What are screencam files? Super old video files that means we now get 1997 reviews of websites.

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now heres da plan.... i wanna try and be live every day thru saturday barring any unforeseen circumstances such as "2sleepy"

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the way some speedrunners/adjacent types treat emulated rereleases as exactly as valid as the original release even outside of the context of doing runs is so weird. like i watched a vid where it was like "we found a new glitch in vs super mario bros" and 3/4 thru he went "and then i found out it

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you found an emulation bug not a video game trick. like i SORTA grudgingly get it in the case of doing a speedrun even if i think "i'm the world record holder because they put out some fuckass emulator in china" is dumb as hell but for just general knowledge it's like. fake lol. someone made an

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emulator wrong it's not real just because the word nintendo is somewhere close to the publisher field on mobygames. weirdly enough now that i think about it it's always nintendo gamers too you don't see anyone saying those dogshit atgames plug&plays are exactly as valid as original genesis games lol

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@mrdo.pro

the way some speedrunners/adjacent types treat emulated rereleases as exactly as valid as the original release even outside of the context of doing runs is so weird. like i watched a vid where it was like "we found a new glitch in vs super mario bros" and 3/4 thru he went "and then i found out it

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was an emulation quirk and can't be done on the cabinet" which is like oh bummer but then the rest of the vid is "DON'T WORRY they rereleased vs smb on switch and GUESS WHAT it works on that so it works on the OFFICIAL GAME" and like. no dude that's also an emulator. probably even the same emulator.

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Thanks for tuning in! Going to be thinking about that Chuck E. Cheese game for a while. Why'd they make it like that. Why did they make a Chuck E. Cheese minigame collection you can describe as "Work Time Fun but unironically". CATCH YOU NEXT STREAM (MAYBE SUNDAY? IDK)

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Supper Mario Broth
@mariobrothblog.bsky.social

Previously I have posted about a Nintendo of Europe downloadable premium animated wallpaper that featured a bizarre Toad eating the wallpaper. The files have finally been datamined, allowing the Wallpaper-Eating Toad to be observed in never-before-seen maximum quality.

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this is some of the only shit i been thinking about since june and its only been intensifying. its reaching fever pitch. im becoming an impatient little baby

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delta rune

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Thanks for tuning in! I shouldn't be surprised, I really shouldn't, but I still kinda can't believe they just fucking drop you in the Africa map from MGS5. This game gets faker and faker. Catch you TOMORROW for OLDCHIEVEMENTZ

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the creative ceiling of the average ai guy seems limited to "thinking every picture that gets posted on the Just 2 Things blog is fucking epic"

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Phil Salvador
@philsalv.bsky.social

Maybe my favorite photo from this collection is the booth for Shenmue at Tokyo Game Show Autumn 1999 It's a forklift. It's just a forklift.

Video Game History Foundation@gamehistoryorg.bsky.social

NEW in our digital archive: Explore a golden age of gaming with the Colin Williamson photography collection, featuring over 300 photos from game events and culture in 2000s Japan. 📸🗾 https://gamehistory.org/williamson-photos/

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@mrdo.pro

i think my sleep schedule is not quite wrangled enough for a stream but if the pattern holds i should be good for tomrorow

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as evidenced by me typing "tomrorow", which is how cats refer to the day after the current day

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i have determined these numbers to mean very little because they only spike like this when i stream for an inordinate amount of hours but i do still like looking at them from time to time and this is the highest i've seen them. thank you all for making the numbers go high

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i have not streamed since posting this and the number has gone up 1000 more places, further cementing my determination that it does not mean anything. but also number go up

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aiming to get back to streaming wednesday thursday and friday provided i wrangle my still fucked up sleep schedule

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damn still thinkin about it. they really did finally make a racing game that's actually fun and it's just good racing on cool tracks and isn't some open world bullshit or a boring ass sim just like i've been wanting for the past decade and a half since they stopped making those

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i will never turn off the crash cam because i am Not A Coward and this shit is Funny

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very interesting and insightful thread but i think this is the real bombshell. umbrella special agent Hank

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Rory Blank
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Until a few days ago Taco Bell was doing one called “Duo’s usual” and I assumed I had lost touch with what’s popular so much that there was a pop star named Duo and just now found out actually, they meant the Duolingo bird, who apparently likes to eat tacos and I have a parasocial interest in that?

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lmao galactic racer crashed and somehow fucked with all the graphics settings (???) and flipped 4x frame generation on and holy fuck people live like this??? it felt like i was playing a morph cut

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hm you know maybe it’s good the marathon didn’t make it this far because i’m currently in the middle of one of those “power’s out for more than 25 minutes” situations. anyway It Sucks Here

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and it came back on like 5 minutes after i started bitching. Tallahassee: The City That Listens™

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CC
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I had to go to the ER tonight. It's going to be a big hit on my already poor finances as I am currently uninsured and will now have to pause my job hunting as I recover. Anything is greatly appreciated in helping cover the medical bill as well as helping keep me afloat. Thank you ko-fi.com/cckirby

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THANK YOU ALL AGAIN for making Mareepathon 2 a truly absurd event to remember. And a hearty congratulations to those who have entered THE HALL OF FAME! I'll probably staple this onto the end of the VOD when it goes up on Youtube or something? But for now, enjoy.