Prof. Dr. Dan guy -issimo.

Prof. Dr. Dan guy -issimo.

@spacecataz1663.bsky.social

He/Him. Prof. at the University of Michigan's Climate and Space department. Space scientist. Connoisseur of dumb humor. Opinions and stupid jokes are my own.

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Trying to find a PDF of an older paper online. I tried google scholar first, and hit a complete wall. Tried a regular google search, and did not get anything that actually took me to the paper. Switched to Kagi, a newer, freemium search engine. Literally the first hit was *the* PDF I needed.

Google is only useful if you need the most superficial knowledge on a search term. If you need anything more in-depth, you have to wade through AI summaries and past a lot of not-very-relevant links. None of this is new, but this is me posting through enshittification in real time.

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We have very unfortunate news to share today... 😢 I've been an author for this report since 2020, and we just celebrated our 20th anniversary edition last year.

Zack Colman@zcolman.bsky.social

SCOOP: Trump is ending federal support for NOAA's Arctic Report Card, a major annual update shedding light on the effect climate change has on the Arctic. subscriber.politicopro.com/article/2026...

A trend I've seen in scientific talks this past few months is speakers including an AI-generated diagram only to say, "This is AI, so don't blame ME if it's wrong! Tee-hee!*" Dude. It's YOUR talk. YOU are responsible for its accuracy. Don't offload your laziness to AI. *tee hee added for emphasis.

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Great to see StormWall getting a bit more traction in the broader press! Here's a gift link to the @mims.bsky.social story.

wsj.comA Plan to Stop Solar Storms From Sending Us Back to the Stone AgeThe plan involves school-bus-size satellites and a whole lot of salt, and it could provide an ionic ‘air bag’ for the Earth.
Prof. Dr. Dan guy -issimo.@spacecataz1663.bsky.social

The work that @drbwalsh.bsky.social and I did to develop a concept for stopping space weather is now **front page** on the Wall Street Journal. It's been a wild week.

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In a nutshell: It is possible to release a large amount of gas to act as a buffer between the Earth and an extreme space weather storm. It would act as a "storm wall" to break the tsunami of energy coming from the Sun and protect the power grid and more.

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true i suppose but i don't think age is the big barrier preventing me from being an astronaut, it's that i'm stupid

Brandon Sheffield@brandon.insertcredit.com

People wanna say you're washed up by middle age, but the YOUNGEST person on this moon mission is 47.

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The Afroman case is so emblematic of the farcical degeneracy of the criminal and civil justice systems.

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Replying to @plasmanerd.bsky.social

This is why we need continuity of measurements,overlap and redundancy of measurements across different locations! The answer has real world implications for how we run and train models and understand how storms arrive at Earth from the sun!

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2) We are about to enter a new era in solar wind observations. IMAP's I-ALiRT data goes live next week (!!!) and the SOLAR-1 spacecraft is going live this spring. These are much needed resources for end users, aurora watches, and researchers!

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ICE murdered Renée Good in broad daylight. Less than 3 weeks later, they killed Alex Pretti, shooting him 10 times. Every day, we watch as people are ripped from their cars, their homes, their lives. We can't allow ourselves to look away from this cruelty. Abolish ICE.

Two things from my end: Here at Umich, we've wound up the SWMF to do a real-time run with our latest research version of the model. I'll post some synthetic aurora as the run evolves. We are also testing a ground magnetometer about 20 miles outside of Ann Arbor. I'll share preliminary data!

Space weather storm is here! ...EARLY! This is a good sign for mid-latitude aurora. Unfortunately, real time solar wind data is giving erroneous velocity data (a near constant 300 km/s). We'll pay attention to density and magnetic field to see how this unfolds.