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Catholicism

We, internationally, need to do exactly what the Brazilians did and lead by example with: 1) Block all far right figures/accounts 2) Never share a far right account even to dunk on them 3) Never reply to a far right account even to dunk on them Completely cut their algorithmic advantage

My policy of keeping a roll of toilet paper in my car at all times has paid off. Stepped in a BIG pile of dog shit and needed to clean up my boots. Luckily I also had an old straw and LOTS of hand sanitizer. Was it fun? God no Was I prepared? Yes! Let's hope the day gets better from here

Access to media. Kids can put on a movie on their tablets on a whim. I can re-download a game I bought YEARS ago on Steam. Yes there is a HUGE discussion to be had about ownership of said media BUT dang it's cool Imagine losing your Mario Bros. 3 cart 20 years ago but still being able to play it

Sometimes the late night snack just HITS right.

Access to media. Kids can put on a movie on their tablets on a whim. I can re-download a game I bought YEARS ago on Steam. Yes there is a HUGE discussion to be had about ownership of said media BUT dang it's cool Imagine losing your Mario Bros. 3 cart 20 years ago but still being able to play it

YUUUUP When I first started doing retail I would answer "Nah I know the back real well and we're out" After awhile I learned "Hey, free break, take it" "Sir I looked ALL over and I couldn't find it, sorry we're out" "Thanks for looking!" "Oh you're welcome 😈"

I would vomit out of pure rage

Hey if you're going to use a toilet seat cover please throw it out before you leave the restroom. Sheesh.

Lol

Imagine all the kids who were robbed of the joy of their potential hobbies or careers due to bigotry.

during the 2023 WGA strike. a real one.

Battery recharging

Woke up not knowing what day it was. Then I remembered it was Sunday. Hell yeah

Sometimes, Little Caesars is EXACTLY what you need

Moving like a slug on a block of ice this morning

Union Strong 💪🏽 Jerry should've been paying them a Queen's ransom from the get go. Good for them.

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Body getting stronger Workout good! MUSCLE GO NOISES AAAAAA

it cannot actually be ignored or danced around that the closure of BioWare came so soon after the Saudi and Jared Kushner acquisition of EA. they absolutely did take the studio making EA’s broadly queerest games out back and shoot it old yeller style. do not let yourself or colleagues ignore that

Halloween avatar and name time

Diminish an anime JoJo's Normal Day

Good morning y'all Tuesday is it not?

Sucks when the annoying guy at work pops up in your dreams. Monday!

Is his name "Rich Uncle" Pennybags? Absolutely Will I ever call him that? Never It's "The Monopoly Guy"

*SO* Many pinball machines All either brand new or fully restored from TNT Amusements over in PA

Did sales in a "multi level marketing" racket for a few months. Company was as sleazy as you'd imagine. Got a MUCH better job and called up the "owner" telling him I quit. He got PISSED. Although to his credit I was supposed to go on some sales trip a day or two later 🤷🏽

Friday? Friday

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure For Tax Purposes

Looks like The Dodgers are going to get swept in the NLCS. I'd be upset but this is what they get for going to The White House.

Your occasional reminder that polls don't mean shit, you have to show up and vote, preferably early and in person if you can

Both the English version of Samurai Pizza Cats and MXC feel like they have the same DNA coursing through them. Very similar styles of humor with the added undertones of "Hey, boss ain't lookin', let's make weird stuff"

Looks like The Dodgers are going to get swept in the NLCS. I'd be upset but this is what they get for going to The White House.

Both the English version of Samurai Pizza Cats and MXC feel like they have the same DNA coursing through them. Very similar styles of humor with the added undertones of "Hey, boss ain't lookin', let's make weird stuff"

This is exactly how I'm going to behave when I get old. A zany old timer who acts like a overly dramatic villain. Hopefully I'll be performing this for the dozens of beehives I plan on taking care of.

I made this to share on Instagram

Man just stay at the house

BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY BOOK! BUY MY

Today feeling like a Friday is a cruel trick. Which one of y'all did this

"Come spend $18 for a bowl with burnt chicken"

Yeeesh "First taste is free" business model.

The Dungeons & Dragons and Magic: The Gathering teams at Wizards of the Coast have just announced they're unionizing. In a letter of demands, the union has urged Hasbro and Wizards of the Coast leaders to stop pushing generative AI. https://bit.ly/4hMhPzG