Bread

Cromulent victory, swamp ass.

Previously I have posted about a Nintendo of Europe downloadable premium animated wallpaper that featured a bizarre Toad eating the wallpaper. The files have finally been datamined, allowing the Wallpaper-Eating Toad to be observed in never-before-seen maximum quality.

This guy squawked real good when I grabbed him. Cartoonish almost.

Bangin’ Randos University

Swingers Scuba Retreat at Catalina Island

1. Doctor 2. Moon 3. Train games 4. Sex robots

RANDOM POSTER WHOSE OPINION I HAVE NO REASON TO TRUST: A result like this in NV-03 would be seismic. That’s deep Blortles country. It was Vinkum +8 in ‘24 ME DURING ELECTION SEASON: totally. i just need to look at 9000 more of these

“He’s met the toilet before.”

it’s just great marketing

thank you macaroni and cheese lawyer

Heaven is an endless burger and you never get full

honk if you’re beautiful and these are truly the last days

Everything is so stupid. But I know it can get stupider.

Anthropic is out with new nonsense about Claude (or the collection of models called Claude) deserving moral consideration and/or be able to feel distress, so my inbox is filling up with journos asking me to comment. I've also got a day job, so here is a brief set of public comments on this: >>

its feels like a mass psychosis where tech leaders continue to insist you can be cruel, mean, and hurt the feelings of lines of code

“Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce really didn’t get married” - my mom’s 6:30am conspiracy theories before triple bypass surgery.

can’t think of a better example of AI being mostly a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist also it can’t help when this is your user base

Sure man. Argue with the pope on Twitter

The feeling of questioning whether or not something is AI as part of its destruction of all visual art

“How big is your laptop?” “A normal size” NOT HELPFUL LOL

I feel you, Daniel L

“Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this!”

Salami and carrots for dinner. Because I’m an adult.

One of my favorite cases of someone being Wrong on the Internet was a very earnest, very confused vegan who was telling people how cruel honey is; and it eventually turned out they thought honey was made by putting bees in a centrifuge and spinning them around until they threw up.

“You know what’s his name? Yung Gravy?”

every day, there’s a new headline like “local casino now offers live russian roulette” and i think that this is not good

Fun fact I would die for Ms Rachel

Sometimes therapy is just verbal diarrhea-ing for an hour and then going “Same time next week?”

Happy Baby Safety Month.

Incredible posting happening: www.reddit.com/r/Virginia/s...

25 years