Taylor Jessen

I wrote a short piece on Walter Koenig for the Critical Star Trek Studies substack. latestartrek.substack.com/p/walter-koe...

@harryshearer.bsky.social Hey Harry, Firesign archivist Taylor here. Do you still have your script from "How Time Flys"? We want to publish it and we just realized no one ever transcribed it.

Oh for FUCK'S sake XTC, just play the Hollywood Bowl, sell it out for three nights, get it over with, and we'll never bother you again www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXdh...

Social media is nothing but a rage-and-misery-generating machine, which is why I have come on social media today to pass along my rage and misery over the fact that, um, [jumps in river still holding phone]

having the voice actor for daffy duck & bugs bunny on your picket line must have felt like having nuclear capabilities. peace to a legend.

Dear @doctorow.pluralistic.net - our Bruce has gifted us this phrase, now we're counting on you to give it a context

You hurt yourself skateboarding, you kind of wish it was somewhere cool. "Where'd you get thrashed at? Burnside? Venice Graffiti Pits? Upland Pipeline? Brooklyn Banks?"... I got totaled over at the Evelyn Schiffler Memorial Skate Park, right by the swing sets. youtu.be/q-S5bYkq3h0?... #KyleKinane

Hey you remember that one time there was this really memorable thing, maybe it was a movie or a book, or maybe an album, and it was a thing but you forgot it and now you can't remember? You know?

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

Jane Fonda plays a klutzy flute player in KLUTE (1971)

Happy Cat Typing With Its Butt day to all who celebrate

Wish someone would release patches for my vulnerabilities

In 1931 the @newyorker.com published the very first article about Microsoft Copilot, "The Curb in the Sky" by James Thurber. #DescribeWhatYoudLikeToWrite

I haven't listened to this four times tonight, YOU'VE listened to this four times tonight.

I turned a corner in Switzerland's largest city and came hard up against a busker singing "Never Gonna Give You Up". I'd been Zurichrolled.

They factory-reset the factory, but it got corrupted and crashed, and now 20 pounds of chicken parts are watching us come down the conveyor

Going to invent one of these apps that people have to delete off their phones in order to get well. Coming at this from an arts background so it won't have any clever financial strategy behind it, it'll be addictive and upsetting for purely creative reasons

Am I overdoing it if I retweet this every sixty seconds until the power goes out

"I'm just big boned"😾

MAD Magazine really blew it in 1970 when they did not do a feature parody "Potrzebie Point"

It's a Zabriskie, Zabriskie, Zabriskie, Zabriskie Point trailersfromhell.com/zabriskie-za...

There was a time* I had them all. *today #RAW

200,123 clicks repaired. #iZotope

Standard Oil paid for it, San Francisco playwrights wrote it, California students sat through it in class, Negativland sampled it: The 20-volume history of America "Standard School Broadcast—Our Nation's Heritage" now up in full on the Internet Archive. taylorjessen.blogspot.com/2026/10/stan...

Often thought my family were alone in having the entire Value Tales set. A forerunner to the Little People Big Dreams style of kid-friendly biographies, they had the oddest tic; every subject would always have a thematically appropriate imaginary friend. Pasteur's was a talking syringe, I think?

We are all God's creatures And God didn't get us the pet insurance Even though God's friends were like "It's a pretty good deal, actually" But God was like Nah And now God is having to choose between a series of surgeries that might not even fix us And a jet ski And he's leaning toward the jet ski

Soderbergh thought this was the nadir of his career; but in fact two of these films are STONE CLASSICS and the third is a REALLY INTERESTING NEAR-MISS. "Kafka", "King of the Hill" and "The Underneath" coming to 4K & Blu-ray from Imprint Films, Aus., in November: www.blu-ray.com/movies/Direc...

starting a service where a little guy chases you around demanding that you indulge his foot fetish. It's called Hot On Your Heels.

There's a fire that's been burnin' / Right outside my door 🎶 www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BPM...

Efforts were unsuccessful today in a continuing effort to bolster recent efforts with promises of future effort. However efforts are underway to try again and this time make an effort.

"We keep dying!" "The media gets better and better at pretending to be us."

1978, Liverpool, Big In Japan on the steps of Probe Records, Button Street. This photo appeared in a 1985 article about FGTH in Number One magazine

Melvin Junko x Circle Jerks x Toxic Avenger

"Iowa, 1068: Native Iowans invent opera." ducksbreathmysterytheatre.bandcamp.com/track/tales-...

They should make a comic where Batman makes a real difference by posting online

"But I have made a special trip, from Transylva...er, the Transamerica building." ducksbreathmysterytheatre.bandcamp.com/track/stones...

It is the duty of every generation to rediscover "Duck Soup", "Million Dollar Legs", "Shh! The Octopus", and "Hellzapoppin"

As promised, it's Volume 2 of Duck Spots! All new! All old! Big! Funny! Cheap! You buy! ducksbreathmysterytheatre.bandcamp.com/album/duck-s...

In last night's dream I was watching a documentary about three college students who decided to get a severed head and keep it in their dorm room

Gotta obey the rules! (Subject to change at any time.)

Shelter Dog Just Doesn’t Have That X Factor https://theonion.com/shelter-dog-just-doesnt-have-that-x-factor/

All travel terminus announcements ever

Year after year, AI Slop continues earning its keep as Czar of Stupid Garbage, showing leadership not seen since George W. Bush abandoned the post

My high school yearbook photo from 1972.