MC Frontalot

New for your May Day: I wrote a song about when IT happens. frontalot.bandcamp.com/track/common... And there's a playable RPG music video for it. frontalot.com/loot

I have just dropped a lyric video for the theme song from my series "Collect All 79." This video is built around photos of vintage Kenner Star Wars action figures from my collection. Please like and subscribe, nerds! youtu.be/mvhARI-IQBo?...

Amazing to have been in Sao Paulo tonight on such a historic occasion.

She's right! HAHAHAHAHAHA! "right".

Anyone know of a camera and photo storage app that I can use for android that doesn't have or scrape for ai ?

Every gothic horror:

My calculator history leaking would be 1000x more humiliating than my browser history.

ok non-tech ppl might be hearing some scary things about "critical vulnerabilities" involving certificates. the main thing you need to know, without getting down in the weeds about it, is that the fourth seal is broken. lo, a rider approacheth upon a pale steed, and his name is Death

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Wish someone would release patches for my vulnerabilities

Watched the You Can See Everything movie. I'm going to spoil the heck out of it right now: AT ABOUT TWO HOURS THIRTY MINUTES A HUMAN MAKES EXCUSES FOR A FARTING HORSE

Gonna need my east coast Canadian homies to render judgment on the newfie accent work in Below

Pounding my fists on the sand in agony, crying "you maniacs" etc, but it's about YouTube adding a DMs feature

We've got to nationalize SpaceX. We have no choice. We can't operate our military without them and we can't trust them to serve our national interest. There is literally no other option.

We are all God's creatures And God didn't get us the pet insurance Even though God's friends were like "It's a pretty good deal, actually" But God was like Nah And now God is having to choose between a series of surgeries that might not even fix us And a jet ski And he's leaning toward the jet ski

happy Katie Zacharia Day Two to all who observe… enjoy it, savor it, don’t let it pass u by

Checking out the new Doublefine joint, Thank You Bus Driver. twitch.tv/mc_front

This bad boy can fit so many nationalized space companies inside it you wouldn’t believe it

Ugh my human co-conspirators are constantly SNITCHING but this friendly chat window completely controlled by my bosses is certain to to be a flawless confidante

I'm a trans woman, my life is inherently political whether I want it to be or not, so I try to keep my social media presence as a fairly bummer-free zone. But if you live in Arizona, please vote in these midterms, 'cause I'm kinda terrified of what's on the ballot right now.

starting a service where a little guy chases you around demanding that you indulge his foot fetish. It's called Hot On Your Heels.

I bet it feels really good for the ice cube tray when you twist it like that.

there's actually a wikipedia page for "dork" but it's weird, it's got your picture on there and the editor of the page is your mom

I forgot to snap the tongs before I barbecued once and my whole family got sick for a week

i thought my friend with cancer was miraculously doing much better because I saw a photo of him with long hair and a beard but it turns out it was his twin brother who doesn't have cancer

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.

Through, I assume, deft edits, the Freemasons have made their wikipedia page so boring that it remains impossible to figure out what Freemasonry is