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need a fuckass job need fuckass money for my fuckass life

about to be INSUFFERABLE for 72 hours forgive me lord sweet baby dr pepper jesus

www.theexploit.co/articles/cis... did I mention I’m a journalist now?

My family is trusting me to pick the frozen pizza brand and I WILL NOT LET THEM DOWN

The lanyard said “Speaker” so I shoved a waterproof bluetooth speaker up my butt.

Sorry for the things I said before my slides were due!!!

Sir the AI is going crazy and not following orders. AI is drying the wets and wetting the drys! Well spin up another agent to tell it explicitly not to do that

We just launched Foursquare Spatial Desktop – a geospatial analysis tool powered by embedded DuckDB and built on sqlrooms.org. Everything runs locally: your data stays on your machine, no cloud needed. A modern reimagining of Kepler.gl. Mac only for now. More coming. foursquare.com/products/spa...

Terrafart over Terraform

Fine I’ll study for the exam and work on the conference talk slides and write the software and

An edible got me into this situation and at the 11th hour it’s finally dawning on me that I might need to take two to get me out

FINE I will read the DOCUMENTATION

Gavin Newsom Sits Down For Podcast With Serial Killer Who Targets Homeless

I took an eddy and submitted a talk and someone said yes. 🤦‍♂️

I was going to post a tribute to my senior dog but all I found was: - Memes - TonySopranoInHospital.jpg - CoreyQuinnProfilePic.jpg - MeDressedAsWaldo.png - Brisket Photoshoot

Loved Dan's CNCF Webinar for #pkl! If you are looking for a deep dive into this new config language, check it out. #opensource www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJVs...

THIS sums up everything after the fall of Roe V Wade.

When you are yelling at me this is who you’re mad at

Vibed too hard and generated code to run every Create* action in the AWS API. In multiple regions. 🤦‍♂️🫡

My summer wardrobe shipped! (Sonic the Hedgehog and Garfield T Shirts)

In February I was obviously thinking about my burgeoning ROMANCE with DuckDB but I could not predict by mid May I would be giving a talk around both of these awesome projects.

Has Oracle explained to anyone how a threat actor got a text file with their email address in the webroot of an OCI login server? Because I feel like if you're gonna deny an incident, that's a REALLY important detail. web.archive.org/web/20250301...

What if we kissed in the public s3 bucket with unencrypted secrets 😳

Did I want the Azure Security Architecture job at FIN SERVICE company? No. Did my skeets disparaging the platform hurt my chances?? Also no.

What you gonna do with all that ASCII double CHAr’d up on a Sunday afternoon

Made it to the final round for an AZURE SECURITY ARCHITECT role but didn’t get it? No idea why they wouldn’t hire me 🤔

Sorry I wasn’t skeeting I have been in deep Craigslist negotiations over a 1980s motorcycle called “The Widowmaker”

Roses are red PR gets defensive Are you a NAT Gateway? Because you’re goddamned expensive

i always thought duckdb fucks (kinky and passionate lover, you can tell in the dx) and was joyed to find this project that turns duckdb into a SIEM. made by the steampipe folks: tailpipe.io/docs

sorry i couldn't skeet...just couldn't get it up with all *gestures* this

You want me to attend a work meeting? the thing that killed Julius Caesar????

RESPECTFULLY: Fuck azure. Six hamsters in a trenchcoat masquerading as a cloud platform.

Mark your calendars! Scott and I are going to start streaming labs from Kubernetes: An Enterprise Guide 3rd ed next week! We're going to start with Chapter 1 on Docker. I'll obv post here but subscribe to our youtube channel to stay up-to-date! www.youtube.com/@kubernetesa...

coming back to work after the holidays on a Thursday