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on the one hand, I was out and about very late, taking photos but on the other hand, I was out and about very late taking photos so who can say,,

do any other nonbinary people wonder how much of their identity is just a shield from misogyny? no? oh, uh, haha me neither

the internet is about watching cybersecurity disasters on your phone slowly get closer and closer until you're the one having the cybersecurity disaster

call her remote code execution the way a single text from her has me doing things i shouldnt

hands u a cve :3 hands u a cve :3 hands u a cve :3 hands u a cve :3 hands u a cve :3 hands u a cve :3 hands u a cve :3 hands u a cve :3 hands u a cve :3 hands u a cve :3 hands u a cve :3 hands u a cve :3 hands u a cve :3 hands u a cve :3 hands u a cve :3 hands u a cve :3 hands u a cve :3 hands u a c

"after a career in security, you know what i realize? ignorance is bliss."

updating stuff today has the rust compiler printing wild type names again 😵‍💫

qwen 3.8 27B is so funny. it LOVES to be like > I need to investigate this further. Let me check the details. and then just do normal thinking. like, yeah, fair enough, I too need a mantra to stay on task.

*pats roof of a high dimensional space*: this baby can fit so many almost-perpendicular vectors

. o O ( public-private gender pair )

leaving the office at 10pm 😤😤😤 (<- this user is dying inside)

> go outside for a walk > make it 50 ft > paged due to production incident :(

just spent 15 years pondering and i think i finally figured out where it all went wrong!! unfortunately it is unfixable at this time so

cat girl: meow!!! nya :3 dog girl: ruff!!! woof ^w^ woodpecker girl who thinks your directv satellite dish is a tree (she is very stupid): CLANGCLANGCLANGCLANGCLANG

big ass plant: acquired (work said they all need adopting, so 🤷‍♀️)

Had a lovely conversation with @brennan.computer yesterday about what a non-booster non-anti tech-friendly left could look like, and for me it centers a few things: - media piracy and other anticorporate uses of tech - who we valorize - eg, scihub, anna's archive, pirates and shadow librarians

one of the best things you can do right now as a queer person is like if another queer person is a dick to you or you don't like them or there's some Shit between you two or u don't like em consider just. Letting it go not all the time. But when you can. Take the load off each other to be perfect

good post - to add: being helpful & nice to be around is maybe the most important thing in any job, imo. and if you care about seniority, this naturally gives you the perspective needed to see the things that need to be done but no one else can do! + it can just be a deeper way of being helpful :)

not a fan of being the load-bearing omelas-hole demographic, ngl. obviously we should find some other group instead. short story unrelated clarkesworldmagazine.com/kim_02_24/

Clocked! At The Immigration Office (but actually tho, the lady was super nice. kind bureaucrat woman is a top tier genre of person, imho.)

> The two genders > - De-woorden (common gender) > - Het-woorden (neuter) dutch is great, lol

<- this user has figured out the secret to getting rained on while biking to/from work (I keep procrastinating and then need to leave exactly when it's raining for the next half hour 😭)

hot people named workday are messaging me. "A Task Awaits You"...

C99 enthusiasts when they see uint64_t:

> "I will keep writing this stuff until I'm proven wrong" > Wrong (Zitron continues to write [...]) lmao

these sorts of ai overview responses are always so oddly compassionate, it kinda unexpectedly hits me every time even knowing the trick - there's a kind of cognitive blind spot, I think, because tenderness towards the powerless is unexpected from automated systems - it's still there, y'know?

There can be no compromise with fascism, no conversation to be had with fascists about the direction our future takes. They're playing for keeps and everyone who cares about the future of humanity must act accordingly.

I keep coming back to saying this, but "none of us is free until all of us are free" isn't just a theory about power, it's a statement of the threat to humanity posed by our tolerance for injustice against others.

Omarchy is the software arm of a fascist project

sorry but the liberal femboys have me at gunpoint.

ahahahahaha kubernetes is driving me insane (This Post Brought To You By: trying to understand how CSI is implemented)

spiderman should be a poly lesbian not bc she should be in multiple healthy relationships at once but because true to canon Spidey should be fumbling all the time and being poly means she can fumble a relationship with MJ, Felicia, and Gwen at the same time

uk tax law is so fascinating because if you're leaving, they determine the date you left based on whether conditions apply to the *next* tax year so if you leave in summer 2026, you can retroactively change your 2026-2027 taxes by taking a month long vacation in spring 2028

at work suddenly remembering the future we couldve had and taking a massive bite out of my desk