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Study: Dolphins Not So Intelligent On Land https://theonion.com/study-dolphins-not-so-intelligent-on-land-1819568299/
It's a classic, but it still cracks me up every time. Need a little inspiration? Check this out! www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XI3...
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This is my favorite thing I've written for @mcsweeneys.net in a while. Hope you folks enjoy it! I think the headline pretty much clears up what it's about.
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Man Binge-Watches Entire Movie In One Sitting https://theonion.com/man-binge-watches-entire-movie-in-one-sitting/
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I heard that there are thousands and thousands of cases of Rep. Claudia Tenney drowning kittens in her kitchen sink. It happens all the time. But Rep. Claudia Tenney will tell you it doesn't happen because you can't prove it.
Rep. Claudia Tenney: "There are thousands and thousands of cases of people voting in the wrong place, at the wrong time. This happens all the time. But the Democrats want to tell you it doesn't happen because you can't prove it."
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E.T. Admits Shock At Not Even Being Called For Cameo In ‘Disclosure Day’ https://theonion.com/e-t-admits-shock-at-not-even-being-called-for-cameo-in-disclosure-day/
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Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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“As we speak, Mr. Met is canoeing down the Envira River deep in the heart of the southwestern Amazon, distributing Mets hats, foam fingers, and Doc Gooden rookie cards to people who have never even heard of David Wright,” said Mets owner Steve Cohen
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Commentary: I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake
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Disgraceful. @washingtonpost.com is now a partisan rag.
The Washington Post Editorial Board was fine with Republicans gerrymandering in Texas. But when Democrats responded in Virginia, it’s a “power grab” that “plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss.”
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In case you missed it: first-person video footage of the U.S. Navy Divers Medical Team opening the hatch and entering inside the Orion Integrity capsule to meet the Artemis II heros U.S. Navy Courtesy Asset/ Explosive Ordnance Disposal Group One www.dvidshub.net/video/100269... #Artemis 🧪🔭
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“In all officially sanctioned matches played from today forward, the pawn immediately in front of a player’s king will be replaced with a sick little hot rod that can move any number of squares horizontally, vertically, or in a circle like it’s doing donuts,” said Arkady Dvorkovich
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This is the most delightful thing I’ve ever read
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
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“At some point, in ideal conditions, maybe I would be able to cobble together some feelings about Donald Glover playing a digital dinosaur, but right now I’m tired—very, very tired,” said Wisconsin resident Gina Logan
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