The Onion@theonion.comShould Companies Discontinue Unpaid Intern Fights 27/4/26, 5:02 pm·59 reposts·571 likes
aarontgp@aarontgp.bsky.social27 AprNothing wrong with the long tradition. But it's about time interns got their due and get paid for their fights.
Tristan@rethenx.bsky.social27 AprNo. My reward was domination over my peers so I could have the honor of serving the morning coffee to the regional manager.
Ironpriest vladimir Hammercock@ironpriest.bsky.social27 AprThat’s half my Kalshi betting money gone if they do 😡
the infamous Brad@infamousbrad.bsky.social27 AprPoe's Law! For the love of all holy gods, remember Poe's Law!
Pathetic Clown@patheticclown.bsky.social27 AprWhat? No! Those interns beating each other senseless is the only bright moment of the day for many of us.1
Abominable Intelligence@newmechanicum.bsky.social27 Aprhow an intern performs in ritual combat really helps inform my team how they can add value to the company. I think it would be a shame if we discontinued the practice, or were forced to pay potentially low-performing fighters.8