Sam TheCravenOne

incredible strategic error by Pat McAfee to reveal he is deeply bothered by relatively mild mockery from college students despite a key component of his job being "standing on a stage in front of college students for 3 hours a week"

College kids across America need to band together to release more banal nonsense so he can go on past Kirk and compare himself to MLK, JFK, Lincoln, Jesus, Saints, etc just for the Lols.

If you get bullied out of Salt Lake City by Utah fans, maybe being the face of a college football show just isn’t for you

Every "pile shuffle" should be a judge call for stalling.

Click new episode of podcast It's a different podcast being cross-posted.

lmfao brutal

This man would have been a freak 30 years ago and now people award him gold tridents as tribute

Fuck yeah, Neil. Keep on Rockin in the Free World

why hasn't Abdul El-Sayed disavowed the reserved list?

mr. mayor may i propose an obstructed license plate bounty program but for the dangerous drivers whining in your replies

I gave to a candidate who passed the list on and some number of steps later a candidate changed parties so I get texts from both parties… In a state where I haven’t lived for three years.

A critical zero-day vulnerability has been discovered in the Texas defense that allows remote attackers to gain unrestricted access to the endzone. No mitigation is currently available.

The first genuinely honest ad for generative AI I've ever seen, from Microsoft / CoPilot A mediocre white guy sees his non-white colleague getting praised for good work, he asks AI to *literally copy it*, and then he gets all the praise instead: www.ispot.tv/ad/SoDi/micr...

Soon I will be more gumbo than man.

(me, sweating, definitely knowing how to factor 4): That's right, this is very bad

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What if someone invented microblogging but not micro? Alas.

My friends when I start talking about filing out temporary disability and insurance forms for my broken foot.

Sir, another top 10 upset has hit the conference

(Ralph Wiggum voice) I’m a class traitor!

$90 for the second deep fryer $24.99 million for a house in san francisco with a kitchen counter long enough to support two deep fryers

Employee whose number one job is ensuring I always have fresh sheets. Wake up, sheet change. Take a nap, sheet change. Never ever get into bed without fresh sheets.

found an NYC Teamster whose tiktoks are just skate tricks he dedicates to other unions.

Hell yea, boilermakers Also Boilermakers

Save The Last Dance For Tax Purposes

I have no patience with people who say that the playoff is ruining the sport, college football has always been collapsing or in the process of being ruined, that’s its whole thing

The music budget for Love Is Blind sure has exploded

This works wonders for Hard Water stains

I saw Digger. You should see Digger. Tom Cruise is Digger.

This one is meaningful to me as my daughter posed for the reference using the SAME yellow wrap Ang used for Brainstorm back in 1999! Also, (with thanks to Scott M Fischer for loaning me his compressor) the old airbrush came out of retirement for the glowing glyphs, just as I'd done back in '99! 🎨

This is how I want to die.

can’t believe OpenAI had someone on staff who thought it was appropriate to record everything that people around him said

found a thread

The University of Indonesia economics department is publishing research on why furry conventions might be better than LinkedIn for professional networking

POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL PLAY THE MAGIC CARD, POT OF GREED, WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO NEW CARDS.

When I wake up in the morning And the alarm gives out a warning And I don't think I'll ever make it on time By the time I grab my books And I give myself a look I'm at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by It's alright 'coz I'm saved by Coastal They just dropped their 90s jerseys.

Not all heroes wear capes.