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ME: So what do you do? DATE: I have a PhD in geology ME: So you're a rocktor lol HER: I need to see other people

The Tennessee official overseeing the botched execution of Christa Pike was involved with executions in Arizona that had significant problems.

Going to an AI conference toay....absolutely zero talks about sustainability, cost efficiency, or security, just marketing plans.

I hate the fact that all of this anthropic grift shit is forcing itself to my news feed. All of this shit is just more grift for the fake ass IPOs that morons are going to buy on the first day. You fucking nerds and your fucking hyperbole. This is worst than an apple store.

Now the AI Grifters are going to start getting out of IPOs, and taking a shit on Open Weight providers trying to force us all to use anthropenmuskai

I gotta joke about paper....it's tearable.

This is exactly why ISO 27001 needs to get amended to protect employees. Fuck these companies.... Meta used AI to tag workers who took leave to be laid off, lawsuit claims | Technology | The Guardian share.google/tTNtjR3zDvKs...

If i'm going to be forced to use vendorized bullshit like claude co-work then atleast give mesomething atleast comparable to hermes.

is github down? shit won't load for me anymore.

I feel like Google IO 2026 was a post mortem on Google's creativity. Regardless of how big it was it always pushed for leaving little doors open for a community to build around it....now it just wants to be the source of creativity. I'm pretty checked out. Of the whole ecosystem.

If you have suddenly unlocked a superpower that allows everyone you employ to be 2x (4x, 10x, whatever) more efficient and your response is to lay off a bunch of people instead of *doing more stuff*, why do you even run a company?

I'm a web developer....been doing it for a while. But I thoroughly believe that what I make....and what websites like DHL, Deutschebahn, and other like government interfacing websites are _not_ the same field. They are utterly dedicated to trash development.

writing documentation for a company with AI is like smearing shit on the side of your office.

We are living in a post jira world with agents....if you think that JIRA tooling is better with its weird AI tooling than GitHub projects, you're out of your mind. GitHub actions just.....works out of the books with NLM and a free ollama model locally for project management.

"Trump's not conservative" Oh no you don't. No no no no no. I can tolerate Republicans moving on from Bush and the neocons, 9/11 and all that. But you fucking own Trump from now until the end of time. He told you exactly who he was from day 1 and you voted for him 3 times. That's on YOU.

If you remember DOS Shell, don't forget to schedule that colonoscopy this year.

if the coffee don’t give me diarrhea it ain’t strong enough

I hope someone is compiling a collection of photos of unmasked ICE agents in airports. For posterity.

chalomet sucks so bad....i think i may have to pass on dune 3...which blows because i thought he was kind of a cool character before. Turns out he's just a huge ass. Someone else can do it just as good if not better and with an 1/8th of the ego.

If we stop coding by hand, in essence we're going to be basically outputting robot code like that one eagan guy, Dan abramov and Theo 3.OPIUPUFJI were telling us to circa 2024

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Seriously...I'm not one to fart shame, but if you are a barber, or in the chair getting your hair cut where people have knives at each other's throats, take it outside. Holy fuck I think my barber shit his 🩳

Tried to use spotify after youtube music stopped getting podcasts from my fav podcasts because netflix....and honestly, holy hot garbage. Seriously switch to Tidal or YT for your jams ffs.....

Who would have thought the most prophetic film of the 2000s was team america world police

Yet to be proven wrong

Fuck Microsoft....their employees have always been assholes at conferences and their money grubbing bullshit has been the reason I've been a life long Linux end user. This fucking scumbag is coming for artists, authors, and creativity. Fuck em

By trhe core logic of how these AI companies are marketing to us.....we are forever stuck with dogfooding ai generated shit from 2024ish when engineers just _stopped_ innovating, and let AI do all our work for us.

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Another model is released from a big tech companies, and all the fankids are out doom saying the future of code. Fact of the matter is that's what they _want_ you to talk about. There is more to this world than San Francisco

2025: the year we decided to make the web machine only readable by other moron robots.

Holy shit ..puscifer covers low .......I'm here for it

If I die, I want my remains to be scattered at the US Capitol. Do not cremate me.

sonnet 5 has been discontinued in favor of mambo 5

If you want to know who's paying provocateurs all over the US it's Facebook, instagram, and YouTube.....on both sides.

Been using MS Loop for a minute....and all I have to say is the bastardization of markdown from Notion/Slack/Loop are just ridiculous. All you corporate mongrels get together and have your devrels acting like frnds at conferences, but can't agree on a simple af spec like markdown.

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

My website is fighting the good fight:

Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds

Typescript is great....but i'd rather gouge out my eyes than write LiteHTML with typescript and that decorator pattern.

If the UK, Canada and Australia ban Twitter, there's a non zero chance it ends in what future historians will call, "World War 1, but dumber"

A banger from the Trump Gestapo, don't protest:

I picture the average Republican t***p supporter switching chrome tabs between their GoFundMe page begging for a bailout from breaking their foot and foxnews dunking on Greenland drinking Drinking Coors Light

Make it viral.

i prefer my ramen aldente <3

Soooo, having accredited news outlets seems like it's a big deal again....right?