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I think we all share Sam's dream.

Wuuhuu luckily Israel didn't win the esc. I kinda feel that if they did then there would've been chaos. They got really many votes and when they were place 1 for a while people boo-ed them out holy shit.

Just imagine the quite literal cosmic horror of the Artemis astronauts if Earth gets annihilated by nuclear war while they are out there.

Warten, ob der US-Präsident mal wieder blufft, oder ob er einen Völkermord befiehlt oder eine Atombombe zündet oder einfach nur niedrigschwelligere Kriegsverbrechen begeht, samt Countdown, und man macht so normal weiter, es ist eine sehr seltsame, sehr surreale, sehr unerfreuliche Erfahrung.

"Ihr Buch-Paket kommt morgen. Über das genaue Zeitfenster informieren wir Sie am Tag der Zustellung." Heute: "Ihr Buch-Paket wird zwischen 08:00 und 20:00 zugestellt." Das Panoramafenster unter den Zeitfenstern.

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today. This could be you.

The aging pedophile who wants to be a king has kidnapped the leader of a sovereign nation without congressional approval. If the United States had an opposition party, they would treat this as an illegitimate act and start impeachment proceedings immediately.

Es ist 2026, meine Freundin ist weg immer noch an der Südsee. Die Polizei sagt sie kommt nicht mehr Heim Na fein, Totenschein, Die Lebensversicherung ist jetzt mein!

Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.

The Python Software Foundation rejected a $1.5 million U.S. government grant because it required them to renounce all diversity, equity, and inclusion initiatives. www.theregister.com/2025/10/27/p...

Hiding the truth.

This is about all of us. Never forget that.

Schlimmer Verdacht: Abwehr von Faschismus könnte politisch motiviert sein.

Five drunk people will start a fight, five stoned people will start a band, five people on speed will start a crypto currency.

Well, fuck.

Wild. Top is the NBC upload, bottom is the one aired as the live feed

dega wenn mir jemand 2015 erzählt hätte dass in 10 jahren elon musk auf der inauguration von dem typen aus kevin allein in new york nen hitlergruss zeigt

Ah, die "Unwörter des Jahres", oder wie ich sie liebevoll nenne: Das AfD-Wahlprogramm.

May 2025 be better than we all fear

The irony is thick here.

Phase Transition xkcd.com/3025

Matthew 28, John 20. Luke 24, Mark 10. That means Matthew and Luke will meet in the finals.

South Korea fought back an attempted coup, a CEO was assassinated, Syria overthrew a dictator. The season finale of 2024 is popping OFF.

Se7en is a Christmas movie because people talk about the Bible and Brad Pitt gets a present at the end.

#Christmas

I finally get it! War is Peace Freedom is Slavery Ignorance is Strength AND Immunity is Restraint

Dear Diner: Just be a diner. Don’t renovate to try to look fancier or sexier or like something you’re not. Just be a diner. We love you for it, and we sometimes need a break from the “it” restaurants. Extra points for linoleum tabletops, vinyl booths, good coffee, and the definitive burger deluxe.

[Batman at McDonald's] What's your chicken sandwich called? -A McChicken And the rib sandwich? -A McRib [pulls out his batwallet] I like your style.

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands