George Hahn (@georgehahn.com)

George Hahn

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Humorist, urbanist, satirist, sartorialist, minimalist, soloist, bicyclist, mid-century modernist on no one’s to-do list.

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Tonight’s scary movie: THE CONJURING (2013), directed by James Wan

youtu.beThe Conjuring - Official Main Trailer [HD]YouTube video by Warner Bros.

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Loving the iPad version of this app, btw. @bsky.app

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Tonight scary movie: CLAYFACE (2026), directed by James Watkins

youtu.beClayface | Final TrailerYouTube video by Warner Bros.

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This seems not great.

nytimes.comVideo: How Trump Rolled Back Limits on Toxic Air PollutionOur investigative reporter Eric Lipton explains how corporate interests took power inside the Environmental Protection Agency, and then helped President Trump undo regulations meant to protect million...

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One of the most worthwhile streaming radio stations out there. A very well-rounded schedule of programming.

monocle.comRadioPlease note that any official contact from Monocle Radio will be from a Monocle email address - never from Gmail...

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Tonight’s scary movie: RESIDENT EVIL (2026), directed by Zach Cregger

youtu.beRESIDENT EVIL – Official Trailer (4K)YouTube video by Sony Pictures Entertainment

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Weekend mode. 📷 Lorenzo Agius

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From today’s Hahn, Solo. Full episode: substack.com/note/m-0bf08...

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Tonight’s scary movie: IT FOLLOWS (2014), directed by David Robert Mitchell

youtu.beIt Follows Official Trailer 1 (2015) - Horror Movie HDYouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Indie

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Finally.

apple.newsNYC Votes to Ban Carriage Horses — The Wall Street JournalAnimal-welfare activists have pushed for decades to end the horses’ 160-year run

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Early voting starts in New York on Saturday, and I cannot wait.

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I love Apple and (most of) its products, but I have absolutely no interest in the folding phone.

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Tonight’s scary movie: PSYCHO (1960), directed by Alfred Hitchcock

youtu.bePsycho - TrailerYouTube video by Universal Pictures At Home

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I’m so f%king sick of this guy.

nytimes.comMost of Ken Paxton’s Money Can Be Traced to One Man: Elon MuskThe world’s richest person, who has become the biggest known midterm donor, gave $158 million to a group that quickly spent that much to help Mr. Paxton’s Senate bid in Texas.

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Your morning listens.

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Tonight’s scary movie: DON’T LOOK NOW (1973), directed by Nicolas Roeg

youtu.beDon't Look Now (1973) Trailer #1 | Movieclips Classic TrailersYouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers

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Early voting is fabulous. I wish we started earlier in New York. More at georgehahn.com.

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Tonight’s scary movie: THE CHANGELING (1980), directed by Peter Medak

youtu.beThe Changeling (1980) ORIGINAL TRAILER [HD 1080p]YouTube video by HD Retro Trailers

Perfect.

This sucks. Get out of the house, kids. (BTW, I love a pool hall.)

apple.newsWhatever Happened to Friday Night? — The AtlanticFewer and fewer Americans are kicking off their weekends by socializing.

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Good morning. ☕️ Leonard Cohen

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Tonight’s scary movie: HOKUM (2026), directed by Damian McCarthy

youtu.beHOKUM - Official Trailer - In Theaters May 1YouTube video by NEON

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Still unfuckable.

apple.newsBillionaire Peter Thiel Is Behind the $130 Million Purchase of Casa Encantada — The Wall Street JournalThe winning bidder of the Los Angeles estate was an LLC tied to the Palantir and PayPal co-founder, whose identity remained a secret for months

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Some immediate takeaways from the MUSK documentary.

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Intermission at the MUSK documentary. Great film.

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Tonight’s scary movie: MUSK (2026), directed by Alex Gibney

youtu.beMusk | Official Trailer | Bleecker StreetYouTube video by Musk

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I forgot to mention the Gregg Allman tribute haircut. #hangry

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Tonight’s scary movie: THE INNOCENTS (1961), directed by Jack Clayton

youtu.beThe Innocents (1961) Trailer #1 | Movieclips Classic TrailersYouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Classic Trailers

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I love watching movies and shows that make me feel like I should travel with a dinner jacket. Because you never know.

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It’s very simple, guys.

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Dennis Hopper said one of the smartest things I’ve ever heard about drugs and alcohol: “They do work for you… until you start working for them.”

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Tonight’s scary movie: BARBARIAN (2022), directed by Zach Cregger

youtu.beBARBARIAN | Official Trailer | In Theaters September 9YouTube video by 20th Century Studios

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Tonight’s scary movie: POLTERGEIST (1982), directed by Tobe Hooper

youtu.bePOLTERGEIST (1982) | 4K UHD Trailer | AmblinYouTube video by Amblin Entertainment

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Tell us you’re into ass play without telling us you’re into ass play.

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Tonight’s scary movie: HOUSE OF THE DEVIL (2009), directed by Ti West

youtu.beThe House of The Devil Trailer (2009)YouTube video by glasseyepix