Tom Phoolery

we're getting a lot of questions about this! if anyone wants to talk about some of the technical challenges, my DMs are open. note that much of this is still very much subject to change, but we're eager to collaborate with others in this space and trying to solve some of the same problems as us.

is there any correlation between the cyclical popularity of "Magic: the Gathering" and the cyclical return of the McRib?

table tennis meme: “ping pong dookie, ping pong!”

i would appreciate it if everyone could stop stealing money from me, declining my card even if i have money on it, and defrauding my credit card. it would mean the world to me as an extremely impoverished individual if all of these things could end immediately. thank u 4 ur attn 2 dis matter.

i’m retracting this post after the node release

OH: "Man, remember when the videogame industry existed"

skeet driven development

i was there when the cop car blew up in philly

i only solve CS problems in the “rock” hardness class

Princess Monocentre #Midas #Ghibli

it's always sunny in fiji #Survivor51

this is likely the first and only time the Bahrain Grand Prix will ever get rained out (it’s in Malaysia lol)

i’m DJing on saturday…dm me to get the deets.

thanks for the shoutout t-mac!

DM me to find out where i’m playing in philly on saturday september 26th (spoiler alert it’s a rave)

tom brady said PISS MISSILE lmfao

here's something for @jonbois.bsky.social to think about...since you can get negative points in fantasy football, is there a world record for lowest overall season points? is it possible to get e.g. -100 points in a game?

The Onion has created a machine that will kill everyone on Earth that is coincidentally running out of money and the only way to slow it down is if my staff and I take a six-week vacation to Cabo San Lucas.

Working for the LLM companies must be so easy, you go on social media and post something like "I'm afraid to tell you that we are dangerously close to creating the AI that sucks you off... thread carefully 1/2" "AHHHHhhh THe Ai Is SUCKin ME offff!!! 2/2" and wait for the paycheck

WEB CODER WITH NO JOB: this is bullshit. give me some god damn money.

bluesky & atproto actually do use oauth, but your appview might log you out frequently because it doesn’t implement confidential sessions. this is an extra step but allows the session to persist exponentially longer without re-authenticating. i don’t get logged out constantly.

is this actually possible to pull off without paying big tech? bc i can’t seem to get any coding done without giving some billionaire my money…

anyone mess with this before? i was looking for a good CLI that generates jwks for atproto confidential oauth sessions. this is becoming table stakes for apps and isn’t exactly intuitive imho… github.com/nao1215/jose

"They're trying to have a CEO press a button that makes a game, and then everyone else somehow buys it without a job."

amtrak will never be any good until it hires weed smokers

don't dream it, be it

first of all i didn't "blow a decentralized social network in your baby's face"... it's not decentralized. it's some other shit.

“Some folks are born made to wave the flag Ooh, they’re red, white and blue” STOP! this song is NOT the patriotic hymn you think it is. it is about the flagger at nascar race who is responsible for waving various race control flags

private spaces alpha going a bit _too_ well

jetstream v2 needs 4TB for replay/resync or something? we should borrow from bittorrent and source the data from other places when its needed, otherwise do we really need to download all history of every account if it will never be used?

i’m at the atproto community day i’m at the spaces soft launch i’m at the combination atproto community day and spaces soft launch

i'm at @atproto.nyc community day 2026 [xvjys174] #atprotonyc

the tracklist team is working on this right now, for musicians! we believe everyone on planet earth has about 2-3 artists they’d willingly give a monthly stipend to just make their art. you can keep songs behind a paywall or just let people sub if they want and sell ads for folks outside the paywall

gemini thinks i’m david lynch or something

this is essentially why i’m so excited about atproto and why tracklist uses it instead of activitypub or something similar.

Bauhaus Milhaus

i like to make eye contact with strangers on the train platform then when it pulls away i do the james harden eye roll

i am once again asking the philadelphia phillies to divert the cheesesteak budget from our bullpen to the top of the batting order. slim up our pitchers, fatten up our batters. that's what we need to do.

is there a maximum syllables for dj names? i’d say average is 2-3 syllables.

i’m available for hire. been applying to places for about a year and even though i have over 15y working experience in the software world i’m still treated like dirt by everyone i apply to. if someone could maybe read my resume that would be great. and if you reject me, let me know why.

meowth: a pokemon story. directed by christopher nolan. released by A24. starring daniel day lewis.

i smoked some jazz lettuce and got explosive Chick Corea FOLKS

"you can import any resource as text, regardless of what the content type is" well that's cool. :)

i saw lebron fishing on the delaware earlier today