Tamara

Why does the library let me take books home, I’m reading too many, I need to be cut off.

Wear a damn mask if you’re sick, it’s not rocket science.

Half hour wait outside my closest polling station, all day long. This is ridiculous. #hamont

Toronto driver not sure where to park after city removes bike lanes

Wild to think that BC could look at the conservative premiers across Canada and think yeah, we want some of that crazy too.

Just found out your can report reviews that contain unhidden spoilers on goodreads, take that Linda.

I spent an hour cleaning out my van today, it looks so nice. The people who rifle through it at night are going to be so impressed.

I forgot to put a couple boxes in the freezer (meatballs, nuggets). I bought them exactly one hour ago. They're still good, right? Someone tell me they're still good.

Nation shocked as Alberta makes good decision

🙋‍♂️

The Alberta referendum reporting is taking so long we could have a whole other referendum about how we should speed up Alberta referendum reporting in the meanwhile.

i think he thought he was doing the meme

Just build them. Doug Ford isn’t aware that Ottawa is in Ontario. He won’t know. ottawacitizen.com/news/local-n...

Modern parenting is death by a thousand apps.

Sigh. I guess it’s almost time to close the windows.

AI needs to start diversifying, I thought this was an ad for a burger.

One day in a coffee shop. Everyone called in sick, they asked me to work by myself with zero training. I was about 16. I let customers go behind the counter to make their own food and drinks. I never got paid because they were shut down the next week, something to do with trafficking drugs, I think.

They should just turn the WH press room into a Spirit Halloween

American exceptionalism is always so funny.

The Spec is on Apple News now. #HamOnt

A cop car carrying a flashing neon sign that says "DOUG FORD HATES YOU." Perfect, no notes, thanks for the great visual @ TV writers of the universe!

There’s really only one way to mark the 99th anniversary of Roger Moore’s birth

Hell yeah

There is a cardinal outside my kitchen window and it has been staring me down for half an hour. I can only assume that it was sent by my mother-in law to remind me that my mashed potatoes are too lumpy.

I hope bloggers never learn the difference between famous and infamous, I'd miss the laughs.

Why did BBC.com add a paywall for just Canada and the US? That hardly seems fair.

Anyone get a photo of that hail? I think it was about dime-sized or bigger but I couldn’t get my camera to work properly before it melted. #hamont

Last week someone came to my house and asked who did the painting so I pointed out which paintings my son did and which ones my daughter did and I’m just realizing today she probably meant the giant abstract painting that takes up half the wall. 😂

Goodreads has quarter- and half-star ratings now. I can’t handle that kind of pressure.

I know it's cliche, but you go from "mama" to "bru" so, so fast.

I bought so many sedges. Might go back and buy more sedges.

If you thought last year that Costco's wool socks couldn't possibly get any thinner, then you thought wrong.

Forget PSL, when does toque season start?

My neighbor told me the Middle East keeps eating his carrier groups so I asked how many carrier groups he has he said he just goes to PACOM and gets a new carrier group afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding carrier groups to the Middle East and then Pete Hegseth started crying.

My annoying neighbours are talking so loud right outside my kitchen window and I can't even eavesdrop because they are raccoons.

Albertans with Canadian flags attached to their car in 2026 and Albertans with Canadian flags attached to their car in 2021 are completely non-overlapping groups.

No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll … I don’t think I took this one.

iced coffee is junior level. the real power move is bringing a corn on the cob to your interview

Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social

Wait you guys are getting job interviews?

After spotting an elephant calf struggling in a river, five fishermen set about rescuing the animal by bringing it into their boat. Officials from India’s forest department were then able to reunite the calf with its mother.