A rock in a band

Heyo FC was kinda crazy thanks for having me

i think everyone should be a big anthro dragon or hyena that's extremely super vulnerable to my hypnosis, specifically

Excited 2 staff my first con

Back in the day you could look at the internet for up to an hour without getting mad.

Need to get a new badge since I dun crunched my bug one in my backpack

GIVE THE ANIMAL CROSSING ANIMALS PETIT MOBILE SUITS

Palmer Luckey and Jontron are the same genre of guy

Current mood

pear shaped dragons that have that Wide Null Region where the tummy flows into the tail . reblog

Can anyone else not scroll down the page today or is it just me?

Im Dave from boyinaband

idk

Sure

meet me at the apple store for an ass-folding

To TF

My confidants

a deers hoof is actually cleaner than a humans

Skunk Apparel that didn’t take off

This Halloween, I’m a thirsty little flower. You have to water me…

PFEM.BMF

The C in "USB-C" stands for "Cloaca"

FDT just started playing unprompted in my head I haven’t thought about that song for a decade

ai is going to destroy the internet but its also the entire economy so you arent allowed to turn it off either we all just get to jump off the cliff in slow motion together

Gm another castration movie has graced us with its presence

Devilby's wings are so small that they have difficulty keeping the devil dog aloft, let alone adding a basket full of candy! A wonderful shiny Devilby commission from @baddieholly.bsky.social!

Finding more previous spooky season stuff, a stretchy slime monster skunk!

ME: Okay, so we’re done shitting, right? MY BOWELS: Absolutely. No more shit in there. ME: Because we’ve been sitting here a few minutes and no new news. MY BOWELS: No yeah. Done shitting. Shit levels are zero. ME: You’re sure? MY BOWELS: 100%. ME: Okay then [standing up] MY BOWELS: WAIT WAIT WAIT

Killing whoever invented 4am fire alarm

working on some last-minute updates to my #playdate solitaire game, including The Most Important Mode:

I love Japan

I’m the porn fairy

we've identified another vulnerability leak. now hackers on the dark web have identified your bad knee and that weird thing your shoulder does if you sleep on it wrong. there's no patch available for this, they're now just keenly aware you feel like your career has stalled out