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a deers hoof is actually cleaner than a humans

a witchbit for the season 🧙✨🎃

if you ever happen to see someone post a joke you don't understand or discuss a subject you aren't familiar with, you are well within your right to complain, and perhaps even scold them if necessary. you are their customer and you have rights

a deers hoof is actually cleaner than a humans

hi animals

teal

sorry i'm late, i had to pee #makeaterriblecomicday2026 #terriblecomicday2026 #lateandterriblecomicday2026

just found out about music, anybody else been listening to this?

it's cool that i've never said or done anything embarrassing online

are you more feetpaws or pawfeets

hello i am online looking at ʲᵃᵖᵃⁿᵉˢᵉ ʳᵃᶜᶜᵒᵒⁿ ᵈᵒᵍ 𝐓 𝐀 𝐍 𝐔 𝐊 𝐈 — 𝓸𝓷𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓮 —

i simply go where i'm needed, where the pissers are

witchbit..

i don’t like to toss out “i hate this piece of media” opinions apropos of nothing but if someone /also/ hated something i will absolutely pile on

i was in a new hobbies research rabbit hole 😔

agony agony despair

damn 😔

agony agony despair

it’s normal to build a lego bird as a proxy for your sick partner who you miss, yes?

i'm thinking about starting an orb

it’s crazy that every labubu died six months ago and nobody talks about it

parse laptop replacement fund!! i need a new one quickly for contract work and commissions, and a few friends have graciously helped with part of the cost so far (thank you!! 😭) ko-fi.com/parsenoire/g...

*rises from the deer shaped indent in the couch* hey if ur going out can you pick up some more cheezits

*rises from the deer shaped indent in the couch* hey if ur going out can you pick up some more cheezits

ough im old, time to update the doggy ref with: stubble 🐶🎉3️⃣3️⃣ (this new ref has been in the works for a while by the wonderful @zorrito.bsky.social !! thank u so much awwawaa 💖)

*looks @ u w/ my big wet deer eyes*