Patrick Lenton

Hooray! Today is release day of my debut novel, a queer rom-com called In Spite of You. I’m very excited and happy. You should go buy it and help a special boy linktr.ee/patricklento...

Why does it always smell like people are eating airplane food in the office?

Ok well let me know

Playing their bones like an accordion with other spooky skellingtons

In Australia we’d call him J. Edgar Vacuum Cleaner

“the Hat Man has arrived”

Me trying to remind gay guys to neuter their pets: Carly Spay Jepsen

Everyone focused on the heel, but I bet nobody tried to suck Achilles off, that might have been a weakness too. Look it’s worth a try and I’ll even volunteer

First time I’ve ever felt sympathy for a hat

Excited to be chosen as Leader of the @greens.org.au, together with @stephhodgins-may.bsky.social as Deputy Leader. Now is the time to build the Greens as the home for all who want climate action, a fair return on our resources, a secure home and income, and to not sell out to the US or the 1%.

I know all the numbers, even the big ones past 100

All the swifties disappointed by the new songs should jump on the Carly Rae Jepsen wagon, the new album is fantastic

I’m going on actual holiday next week, not even taking my laptop with me, so I need book recommendations! Anything you’ve enjoyed lately.Fantasy and romance please - I already have on my list: - the dungeon crawler Carl books - the new Nina kenwood bc I’m a super fan and have it preordered - ????

Wow why weren’t they wearing pants during their maths exam?

I made this for Christmas two years ago and now it’s requested every year, it’s the most amazing cake

On the dark web they have a super secret social media where everyone is really nice to each other

What if they invented garbage that smelled great

Mark Blucas from Buffy is on Reacher, and he looks like a grown up adult man and really not like Riley, and I STILL detest him

Probably due to its cleanliness, idk

“It’s not cool”

In honour of season 4 of Reacher being out, let’s re read my ode to the show www.theguardian.com/culture/2025...

It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.

This is because trump has abolished all HIV dedicated international aid. The resurgence of HIV as an epidemic all around the world should be reason enough for all queers to push him out of power

skipped a pretty key step in the movie review process here

As many of you would know, I have been binging greys anatomy for the first time. I wrote about it for @australia.theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

Centrist Ed Sheeran also ruined game of thrones imho

He’s called Macklemore because he doesn’t accept mackleless

I have just finished reading it. Very funny and tender. I definitely recommend reading it.

Hooray! Oh

The seatbelt

Some truly beautiful news today

My work has given me a Dell laptop and it’s my conspiracy theory that companies buy these because they are basically unusable without a full setup, and it’s part of the strategy to convince everyone to work in the office

No idea sorry

Guy: hey do you want to try reverse cowgirl tonight? Woman who spent a nightmarish year on a farm being herded by a group of cows: no! No!!!

As a bisexual, the half of me that is straight is absolutely the fact that I CANNOT tell if hair is a wig or if a wig is bad. I just think everything is hair. Gay men love wig criticism

As someone who has been tweeted about personally by Rowling. And who spends my whole life trying to fight the damage caused by the litigation she funds. I think, personally, I would be less harmed by you giving me an actual kick in the ribs than watching the new Harry Potter & trying to justify it.

it's not an exaggeration to say that jk rowling is the world's most powerful and prominent transphobe outside of elon musk it's easy to not buy a tesla and it's easy to not watch the harry potter tv show

the depths of this depravity are almost indescribable. Thankfully @boganintel.bsky.social found the energy. theshot.net.au/uncategorize...

Editorial statement regarding the recent Crikey piece.

The sun is out in melbourne and I’m reacting to it like a Victorian gentleman seeing an ankle

I love that she’s living up to her name