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retweet to scare your IT guy.

my banjo lessons are paying off already

I’ll catch up with the blood week rituals in November. Turned it off after that early targeting, best decision I’ve made in a long time.

you're never gonna believe this

League of Legends Baron powerplay-ass record

Just got dumped by a (literal) clown I’ve been seeing for a few months. Feels bad, but at least I got to text my group chat a Pagliacci joke about the breakup.

Gotta do a full CLT Shuffle (medium difficulty, no trip to Narnia edition) soon. 34 minutes between landing and connection departs. So ~20min to deboard and hustle before doors close. Failure makes my layover last three more hours.

When my team wins, I listen Sunday. When they lose a close game, I cannot listen to After Dark until two Sundays later. However, after an embarrassing home loss to a MAC or Sun Belt team, I am logging on to Twitch that very night. G'irish. @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social

As GREGOR awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself equipped in his bed with a monstrous BURGER.

Preordered EMO REVIVAL by @andrewdsacher.bsky.social and the review quote from @danozzi.bsky.social reminded me: I use the tote from preordering SELLOUT almost every day. But I moved apartments before my copy arrived. I’m a “tote-era only” Dan Ozzi fan, as rare as “slam poetry only” TWIABP fans

dolly parton died of big natural causes

Tiger, behind the wheel, hauling Martin County, FL into the red

I’m still in a dream Lane Kiffen

In honor of Friday Beers, we're dedicating this incredible vintage Hamm's ad to @normcharlatan.bsky.social today. Hamm's was killing it with their 1970s marketing campaigns, eh @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social?

Time for a drink

GO! MY LABUBU MISSILE! KILL!

Oh shit here it comes

🔊 Sound On

listen to boonta vista

Chekhov's Gun is obsolete, now we have Branson’s Valencia Oranges

I love watching the New York Mets.

What is the whole odyssey if not a penelope cruise

reading The Brothers Karamazov and suddenly had the narrator’s voice go full Nimziki. Thanks @secretbase.bsky.social

I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI

AJ Carson Nolan Brett Troll and Swaggy V

Futurama S3E2 “Parasites Lost”. (Runner-up: S4 finale “The Devil’s Hands are Idle Playthings” is the best *musical* episode of television)

Today’s plan is to hike New Orleans’s famous “Shia LeBeouf Trail,” which is all the dive bars with confirmed Shia sightings during Mardi Gras as he made his way east to his ultimate arrest at R Bar

I cannot abide the Irish falling behind Indiana. Domers step up. First: $27.17 In honor of Cignetti’s last loss, to the state’s actual flagship university. If your uncle always cries during Rudy: we count those, tell him to get his wallet out. @mikegolicjr.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social

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THE STRETCHER

for those who prefer lurking to posting, this is easily the best acct on bsky

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