dr peppermint patty

this was gonna be a sidebar to something else i’m working on and then it wound up being 2500 words longtime friends may have noticed some shifts in my fandoms. new folks may be curious. i needed to write about it to process it better

the rays were gonna 1-2-3 cancun it but they couldn’t get the plane tickets because the team is so cheap

goal!

four balls from shrimp omg

simpson, eh?

the rays have messed with the drohan

chuck crim now warming up for the brewers

i see

mets legend cedric mullins

hey when you get that home colon testing kit from that ad, does the box have pujols

ARE YOU WATCHING ARE YOU WATCHING ARE YOU WATCHING DAVID STEARNS ARE YOU WATCHING, DAVID STEARNS

fuck bud selig. this should be the seattle pilots

i hope there is Catwalk Bullshit in the bottom of the inning

troy percival getting warm in the rays bullpen

remember, next inning, tampa bay can use anyone in the stadium named ray and milwaukee can use anyone who is a brewer

“this one’s gonna hurt real bad if the rays can’t pull it out” thank you john smoltz for the #analysis and also possibly #analcyst

Guys, you gotta see the video.

cookie monster is doing ads with caitlin clark liberals really are the new racists

do you play eric clapton or judas priest when the game goes past midnight? i say judas priest

@bryanmurphy.bsky.social this stadium was built to lure the giants to tampa bay. had that happened, the brewers might still be in the american league. in that universe the giants are losing this world series

and he’s not even a real person

this new pitcher is a loser and i hear that he’s a booser

pitchers preparing to throw to a base

OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!

where’s the runner on second there’s supposed to be a runner on second in extra innings i love that runner on second

The reason why Tampa Bay is struggling so much is because every time a Rays player tries to talk to a Brewers player to lighten the mood and potentially ease some of the tension on their end, the Brewers player only responds, "The glove is a fusion of the letter M and the letter B." They're thrown.

tampa bay going back to the wells

every sport needs the replay room to be mic’d up. was tom hallion in there? was his ass in the jackpot

hi, i’m jeff cirillo. mike myers was a good teammate, but he’s wrong for colorado’s 16th district. this is a place with simple american values, like arby’s steak nuggets, a great value at $5.29 for a five-piece. arby’s. we have the meats. i’m jeff cirillo and i have wet amd

ryan o’reilly is still in the league? and already has seven goals this season?

abner dalrymple won the 1878 national league batting title for the milwaukee grays

if i were to sing the phrase “it takes a lot to make a stew” would that mean anything to you and how old are you

and now, a word from the president of the united states