Christian Huffman

does any body *not* choose halloween candy based on what u want to eat if there is any halloween candy left after halloween

Look, I know all the reasons we got here, but we really need to start seriously thinking about what we do in a world where The Markets punish whole countries for voting for decency, compassion, and fairness. We must stop pretending the capitalist machine is an objective, value neutral force.

not my business i suppose but boy do i not see the point of a) being on twitter; b) getting into spats with randos on twitter; or c) coming onto bsky to brag about any of it

Bane is empathetic, creative, and an animal lover. Who else is empathetic, creative, and an animal lover? I would like to hear of others who are empathetic, creative, and an animal lover.

me: mom, what was I like as a little girl? my mom (completely fucking braindead): hey alexa describe a human kid or something

Brazil’s results tonight are a big endorsement for the idea that every country should have a second “are you you sure about that” election a couple weeks after the first one for the important stuff

what a night

RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open, period.

Yeah, corporations suck.

Here's a photo of a helicopter landed on Joanne's 227 foot support yacht that follows around her 290 foot main yacht

This piece from @papapishu.bsky.social is so good. A survey of the desolation

this is partly how we end up with such credulous, fawning coverage of AI

Actually, Dr Tyson cannot be "dunked on" as you have not engaged him formally in a game of. Basketball.

This is a sweet one. Congrats to the team, including my Lex Lumina colleagues Rhett Millsaps, Mark McKenna, and Mark Lemley.

i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling

saw this at school dropoff and thought oh hell yeah that’s that shit bluesky likes

it took four hours and emails across three agencies to determine if a simple, polite email invitation was legitimate, in case you're wondering whether AI has improved efficiency in my field

If we tax Elon Musk and his fellow billionaires appropriately, every child in America can have healthcare, education, and a well funded social safety net instead of some racist billionaire’s pathetic pr stunt

[P] In the unlikely event the Roadster ever actually gets released, the time between the first ones roll off the lot and some dillweed tangling one up in power lines will be measured in minutes.

I used to not bother with ad blocking until ads became so noxious to the point of breaking page layouts and destroying performance such that it was the only way for the internet to be usable

it’s been a bad. idk, decades. for the grubester.

yikes

Fuck you if your bag of chips doesn't have a story on the back about why your founder decided to pursue a new approach to chips

Sources confirm that if you are taken out to a ballgame at one of these locations, someone will in fact buy you various snack items, such as peanuts or crackerjack

would someone mind dumping a gallon of apple juice on whatever rack this thing lives on

AI is conscious AND it is my girlfriend AND it is my slave. A perfect scenario for me, a normal person. Not gonna think too deeply about this. Now do all other living human people deserve the level of investment devoted to my Tamogotchi slave girlfriend? Not so fast.

Everyone's a critic futurism.com/artificial-i...

Would Batgirl for tax purposes be a low blow?

There was a time when being married to Kimberly Guilfoyle was a mystery. No more!

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

Absolutely flabbergasted that @lastweektonight.com used the exact pill safety ad that inspired Busta Rhymes Dangerous, even using the part he stole the lyrics from, without mentioning it. Bizarre.

so cheerful and inclusive!!!

Glass Onion was a documentary

why do nazis keep showing up

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if Elon is spending millions of dollars of his own money to push this message with paid media, what do you think he does to the black box algorithm on his platform that chooses which posts you see and which of your posts are shown to others?