Will Weldon

New I Hate Bill Maher w/ @michaelehayden.bsky.social and @jaredlholt.bsky.social We talked about Real Time s23e35 aka last season's finale, an episode that sent my guests on a journey from confusion to outright disgust. Will be thinking about "Muslim week" for a while. pod.link/1746469734/e...

The New York Times is one of the most evil institutions in American history. I've always been right about this. I have never been wrong.

You're a fool and should fire your staff if they suggest giving these pigs even an inch

Evidence "shows that Trump lied about kicking Epstein out of his Mar-a-Lago club," according to a new report from the House Judiciary Dem staff. The report also reveals for the first time Beatrice Keul's account of allegedly having been raped by Trump. democrats-judiciary.house.gov/sites/evo-su...

Beyond a new rape allegation, the @democrats-judiciary.house.gov report implicates current Attorney General Todd Blanche, stating he "may have engaged in criminal obstruction of justice while acting on a mission to protect Trump," referring to an interview with Ghislaine Maxwell. Seems like news!

Olivia Chow now has a strong mandate to pursue Toronto separatism.

Olivia Chow has been re-elected

one of several things making me crazy about the latest report on the president being a rapist is that the response more or less comes down to "we knew that already"

The president is demanding that Republican Senate candidates stand next to him at rallies where he talks about asses (mostly one man’s) and brags about making gas prices higher. If his candidates lose, it’s because the elections were rigged.

lmao

she's just like an adult man: perfect and blameless

Our baby's sick for the first time but for some reason all men are catching strays

Lula kind of kicked Bolsanaro's ass

In his acceptance speech, Lula says he will work to regulate digital platforms in Brazil. “Digital crimes must be dealt with like real-life crimes.” This comes after Meta directly interfered with the Brazilian elections, favouring Flávio Bolsonaro.

TIME'S UP FOR TRUMP? DEMENTED DONALD PRAISES RAPPER'S BOTCHED BOTTOM!

Cheesecake Factory is gaudy as hell but the food is good, it just will attempt to kill you with portion size

You were born in the year ‘07, in the last year of the Commune of Revachol, right before it fell. In the Old Military Hospital, on the ground floor where people usually came to die, during a snowstorm. The Revolution had about one year left to go and the fires were still burning bright.

Oh so David Eby is just going to have rotting garbage hurled at him until his dying days

Threads check

My assertion that Scottie would remain our best player may really pan out for me

Posting Through It went on I Hate Bill Maher to talk about chip flavors and something called “Muslim Week.” We recorded it last month only thing I remember about this appearance is that I was laughing a lot.

I can't believe Ethan Klein, one of the most unscrupulous men on the internet, would cheat on his charismaless wife. Love is dead.

It's easy to not lose when you don't run for another term because everybody in Chicago fucking hates you

There truly is only one political party that is serious about winning and doing politics in this country

7 years come to an end.

"SpaceX AI just launched Grok Bot" oh cool, if you said those words to a stranger on the street 3/10 of them would kill you on the spot and not go to jail for it

WNBA playoffs are so good that nobody gives a fuck about Enes Kanter's bull shit anymore

Should've been Claudio

Already on it, and it seems to be working.

Really nice CRPG game studio you got there, be a shame if someone... bought it and then slowly ruined it before finally closing it

Obsession feels like the first movie that belongs to Gen Z and not to me at all. I can't even be bothered to get worked up about the discourse around Nikki; make her a generic movie monster/pop culture figure, I'm 41, I don't care. I just want to monologue at my bored wife about In A Violent Nature.

New from me: a deputy refused to show his tattoos and was fired. His wrongful termination suit revealed the scope of an internal investigation that identified 271 employees that either admitted or potentially have tattoos associated with two deputy gangs.

I've never stopped thinking about how the song Bela Lugosi's Dead is used prominently in Good Luck Chuck. Just imagining the miserable goth music supervisor sitting through that nauseatingly hateful and direly unfunny movie and going "fuck it, they can't stop me from putting in something spooky."

Yassify my love

"Will, why do you hate where you grew up so much"

I'm partial to telling people the original title of Welcome to the Dollhouse

27 POINTS & COUNTING FOR ANGEL REESE 😮‍💨 She's the first player in Dream franchise history to record 25+ PTS and 10+ REB in a WNBA Finals game. ATL-GSV | USA Network | Peacock | #WNBASeason30 | #2026WNBAFinals

Hanging out with my buddy Mitch

DOUBLE BYLINE on a NYT story about some redditors criticizing Larry David. That paper was way too much fucking money.

Man in the fashion subreddit getting eaten alive for complaining that the jeans he ordered were made with 100% cotton "instead of denim"

RIP to this angel

One Helluva Ride's Michael Douglas this week at Club Random!