Ogre Kendrick

Being an Ogre is so funny because half the time I look like this and half the time like my pinned tweet.

It’s incredible the things you don’t realize are sacred until you can no longer rely on them

And it's just a photo of rainbow sherbet.

I swear to God. If King Gus turns out to me evil we all hunt Brennan and kill him. #criticalrolespoilers

I don't really get you people. You just want to be dirty and crazy, but the world is big. 🐇🎩

Now you too can test if people are human. Gom Jabar poison and needle sold separately

Anyone else feel like JJ Watt's voice sounds like Tony Romo took a sedative?

Pray they don’t alter it any further…

Expanding to YouTube videos

The three genders

I feel like the kids who did poorly in science and history class are trying to get revenge on the kids who did well at science and history class and now we’re all going to die

Welp. This one is going to haunt me for a while.

Metal Music (Smarty Pants Season 3, Episode 4 )

Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact https://theonion.com/democratic-socialism-myth-vs-fact/

Ground News is the Raid Shadow Legends of informational YouTube

Thanks to the @alexhorne.bsky.social voice work, I now have an easy thing to search to find more people I want to follow. The biggest thing keeping me on Twitter are the sort of people who would post about it within the first hour. I haven't going enough of them here

Phrasing

Discordant Music (Toonout Season 1, Episode 7)

Upbeat Dance Music Turns Ominous (Game Changer Season 8 Episode 6)

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Wondrous Music (Toonout Season 1, Episode 7)

Spain!

Pensive Upbeat Music (Smarty Pants Season 3, Episode 1)

Must feel so good for text after you hit ctrl-x, floating in liminal space, before ctrl-v thrusts it back onto the desolate page

Dynamic Action Music (City Council of Darkness Episode 14)

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Stirring Heroic Music (City Council of Darkness Episode 14)

Who will rid me of this troublesome Argentina?

Watching the new Alpha Phoenix video and doing this every time @mattgrayy.es is in the background.

Mustard.

Counterpoint: he was Mexican. He was 100% the intended target.

Yes, you were correct. But you were correct TOO EARLY. I was incorrect until the proper moment - right now, long after you - so really I’m the one who got it right. You still suck! ⬆️ From supporting the Iraq War to championing Platner, this has always been a particularly obnoxious form of cope.

Who will rid me of this troublesome Argentina?

Coca-Cola with a commercial celebrating VAR overturning a goal. Advertisers continue doing everything possible to have be here their product.

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an anti social network that literally begs you not to post is the only honest social media pitch out there

Doesn't look that relaxing, honestly

Just a reminder that if traditional social media platforms are too much, OGR - the anti-social network will literally beg you not to post. ogr.gripe

Okay.

Wow. Germany GONE.

Ominous Music

Advert showing someone using AI Google search to find out the most popular sport in the world. It's like Google knows that ignorant morons are the market for AI.

Dramatic Music

I get endless cold-emails selling me something. Was wondering how many of them are human. The answer turns out to be: none. Updated my LinkedIn profile yesterday. 10 monastic messages today, of which this was the best.

B. No. 12. #criticalrolespoilers