Normal Human Person

smoke sum

cum

believe in yourself and eat more zucchini

gum 4 everyone thats the new plan

cum

believe in the future of hot dogs

the game of chess, except all of the pieces on one side are tiny dildos and the pieces on the other side are little pieces of shit.

gun money is the best kind of money its money you get with a gun

penis zenith

i'm a big fan of bar soap, i'm just going to admit it

i will establish a kingdom of light 10,000 years of light

fuck i'm gonna be so fucking angry if honda gets rid of the nissan sentra it's my favorite car of all time

orbs

i will resort to violence in the best buy restroom don't test me

The guy who has hankgreen at gmail forwards me all of the messages he gets for me and I get the impression that it is not an insignificant burden.

believe in the power of pisss

business idea: obamna whiskey

when in doubt, just poop on the guy causing the problems.

orbss

i enjoy drugs

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when will the masses acknlowedge my beautiful, thick, knuckles? when will they see my knobby knucks for the gifts that they are?

wandering in and out of the Toyota dealership whispering "those pesky, pesky bugs. i'll get them one day."

big ol' bucket o' piss

fuck piss

i will put a lime on the ground at the bank. follow me for more antics

broke: waking up in the morning and making a cup of coffee. woke: becoming a cryptographic anomaly in the universe's source code.

A gamer is a gamer no matter how good or bad they are at video games. 🗣️💯

Yall, Milwaukee kicks ass…

The cornucopia of hope is often filled with the shredded cheese scraps of regret.

Sooner or later, we all must answer to the fish of eternal rotations.

Can we get verified blue checkmarks added to this site so I don't look like a fucking loser nobody whenever i post please. Thank you.

I’m aware this post is self defeating, but I really think I’m slowly moving past my posters disease. There was a lady on Twitter who thinks you should report male uber eats drivers wrongly say they’re women. I think in another life I would have cared but I don’t?? I don’t care at all??

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I believe in the power of orbs.

The secret to happiness & prosperity is bending down to tie your shoes and then getting back up and not being even a little winded

Little is more predictable than the video game sequel. And yet, some games refuse the easy follow-up. They conceal their nature as sequels, using their subversion as an opportunity to interrogate the player. How much is too much? Will it ever be enough? youtu.be/AI-v60Q-izA