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Somersaulting RFK Jr. Excitedly Chases Own Penis Through Cabinet Meeting https://theonion.com/somersaulting-rfk-jr-excitedly-chases-own-penis-through-cabinet-meeting/

Cheech and Chong are so gracefully dumb-assed that if you're in a relaxed mood you can't help laughing at them. (1978)

MAD TV’S 100 BEST TV SHOWS OF THE 21st CENTURY 1. Butter Ball Saul 2. Hicks 3. Widow’s Bae 4. Mad Men’s Wearhouse 5. Succotashion 6. Kevin Hart Can Fuck Himself 7. The Wirewolf 8. Slow Lorises 9. Twin Peaky Blinders 10. Reacheround

“I sat there and actually watched that spineless piece of shit miss on his corner bet, gather up $200 in chips, and say, ‘Well, that’ll do it for tonight, boys and girls.’” — Kevin Lombardo

I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on

“experts say” no it literally has!!! it’s ok to say so!!

Eyeball River (1991)

A–ja🎵

the media in this country treats bigotry coming from a place of fear as a valid public position. eventually this leads you to the ludicrous place where “the muslim mayor of new york city shouldn’t attend the 25th anniversary commemoration of 9/11” is treated as newsworthy opinion

current discourse feels like

TODAY: @milesklee.bsky.social celebrates a high point of cinema, that Orson Welles frozen peas commercial. Welles has "no cause to give even a microscopic fraction of a fuck about how the finished product will turn out. He insists on integrity anyway." flaminghydra.com/a-celebratio...

welp, looks like we’re gonna get some Old Ones

The Who Sell Out, Tommy, Who's Next

LOOK AT THIS IT IS FUCKING GLORIOUS 🦬🦬🦬🦬🦬 https://www.lexaloffle.com/bbs/?tid=158132

Watch out, Rabies may carry bats.

Sad to learn that "unboxing videos" don't feature two dudes in a ring with gloves on helping each other rest and heal.

Talked to some Greek historians and put together a playlist of what the Siren’s Song may have sounded like. I can see why it drove Matt Damon to lustful insanity.

Arthurian Connector xkcd.com/3274/

the food safety stuff is another reminder that a large, huge, gigantic part of being a republican is going “lmao why are we spending money to prevent horrifying disasters from happening if they never happen 🤪”

Beef House 🎵

The new racist double standard set up by Alito in the TPS ruling: if there’s any other motive in addition to the racism, the racism doesn’t count, but if the state wants to *prevent* discrimination against black people, that is racist and unconstitutional www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Ice Cream…Woman?!?

It's not funny

THANK you, KTLA

Literally me after reading that ivermectin is highly effective at combating screwworm

It’s not an exaggeration to say that this is like one of the single most noticed things in the world