Chris G.

Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan

Historically, the Pope has had no trouble telling people that they are bad.

Good day to post this

Qatar to Trump:

White people love hours of operation that end with “or by chance”

Another absolutely brilliant piece

ME: AI can never replace me AI: *starts making terrible posts* ME: well fuck

i once again ask what in the hell is going on with Trump's huge ass and the contraption he has on it

At least the NYT gets the last laugh with their drawings of the focus group members

Bisexuals are the Gen X of the queer community

Trans Teen Hatches Nefarious Plot To Undergo Years Of Medical Treatments And Counseling To Win At Swimming https://theonion.com/trans-teen-hatches-nefarious-plot-to-undergo-years-of-m-1850433563/

pleasant surprise. i would like to read whatever deranged dissent alito and thomas have written. i’m sure it will be some version of “MAIL FRAUD IS REAL AND I SAW IT IN THE CLOSET MAKING A BABY AND THE BABY LOOKED AT ME”

"Yeah, we know, we’re seen as boring and old and out of touch. But we’re hungry for progress. As long as it feels scripted and familiar. We’re ready to usher in profound change, abstracted into a focus-group-tested campaign slogan." buff.ly/tt1slzK

I have once again gotten an insane heat map for the Dialect Quiz

Good day. Trans people are VALID.

“Looking as radiant as ever, Mr. President”

I'm actually more surprised that Kanye has a "Chief of Staff"??

I guess it's kind of hard to view the dismissal of one grublike phrenologist as a major hit to free speech after major American universities have in the past year banned the use of words and eliminated entire departments in the hopes of pleasing the senile president

the whole natalie harp thing is unsetting but she also seems unhinged enough to “if i can’t have you, no one can” her way into the history books

do you think this guy used AI?

Newton would be shown internet pornography exactly one (1) time and he'd spend the rest of his days furiously gooning away in a dark room like he was Howard Hughes/Quagmire

Academics sellinge out to Generative AI lyke that guye who doth trye to negotiate wyth Hans Gruber yn *Die Hard*

Emily Wilson DESTROYS Zoomer culture with one cutting remark

“Ideas” yeah, shitty ones

/crashes car, shits pants

Congrats to Spain. A generational ham country. Ham as a fingerfood, ham as a meal. They earned that trophy in my book. The ham book, in this instance.

Just watched Dan Souza talk about cheese for 30 minutes on America’s Test Kitchen

I’m the only person brave enough to call In-N-Out overrated

the photographer? Callista Gingrich

"Tributes Pour In for Senator Lindsey Graham", then a dramatic blank space on the landing page of NYT.

did you guys hear mitch mcconnell shit himself so bad when he died that they had to replace the flooring

If you’re in line to dunk on Mitch McConnell, STAY IN LINE

People : i wonder what the founders would think if they were alive today Ben franklin : so you type “big tit french milf” into that box and you get unlimited images of big titted french milfs?

Me to the Supreme Court