MeatMan

"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"

when i wanna play video games but my bitch switch wants to play orange

The Mar-a-Lago center for Reproductive Rights

this decades kind of a wash. throwing in the towel early. i'll lock in sometime around 2030

“video games make you violent” okay explain why i’m too scared to pick the rude dialogue option then

Electing anyone in a political party that believes in the rapture and hopes for the end of times, is a bad idea.

Can’t afford groceries? No problem! It’s not safe to consume them anyway!

i can't wait for this game to come out. not so i can play it but so i can stop having to hear about it.

is the game poorly balanced or are you just mad that you have to lose sometimes

I'm just sitting here wondering what they didn't want coming out in discovery had this gone to trial

Sangre De Cristo mountain sunset. 6”x6” oil

what a lot of people don't know is that the reason dobby didn't come back as a ghost was because he didn't have a soul

Democrats need to keep repeating this ...

Dying as he lived: obstructing democracy.

So many sneering elitist journalists with snarky posts over the past months that the Reflecting Pool story was trivial. It was so trivial that the DC US Attny presented false evidence to a grand jury to indict an innocent man to please the President while they both lied about it.

I’m a PSP developer now

The 'every device is an Xbox' experience in a nutshell: booting the ROG Ally X for the first time in weeks, an inescapable soft lock on a screen which is asking you to rate the device experience

If you're telling people to commit suicide over a video game, you need professional help.

putting the troops on mandatory testosterone regimens just reminds me that the whole "soy boy" thing from 5 years ago was completely serious. at its core this is about not wanting to be drawn as the soy wojak

they should invent a video game where it has stuff in it i like and nothing i don't

saw a take that was like "defund rural hospitals to own the chuds" and like i think the chuds are already doing that

any time taco bell comes up thousands of people go "ummmm how do you eat taco bell? don't you hate getting DIARRHEA?" my response is this happens to you because your soul needs to be saved. it does not happen to people who god's light shines down upon. also eat more fiber.

This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.

I almost bought a salad today, but then I remembered explosive poo parasite so bought a slice of pizza instead. Make healthy choices!

wheezing

Getting diarrhea like, "Hope this isn't the diarrhea that was on the news"

I hate the terminal. Blank black box doesn't feel intuitive. How do I turn my terminal into a fisher price one? I set up aliases to help with the switch from windows. What about a different shell? Aren't there like a billion terminal applications? I want to switch to bazite/steam OS (Nvidia gpu)

Never met a Trump supporter who gave a shit about anyone but themselves.

Guys I'm not a grifter I just hate America! My opinions just happen to fall in line with Russian state media. China didn't pay ME to propagandize they just paid for the trip, and told me where to go. Totally fine. The cuban intelligence team was very welcoming. I promise I just want free healthcare.

witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing

I’m grateful that I have known hunger, poverty and loneliness in my 74 years. I will always remember living on instant mashed potatoes. I added mustard for flavoring. It’s made me a better human being, more empathetic to the needs of my brothers and sisters. We’re all in this together. Fuck greed!

type shit

i've noticed that some programs have switched the save icon from a floppy disk to a folder. this sucks. i get that nobody uses floppy disks anymore, but visual language isn't supposed to reflect reality

Personally, I’m not a fan of those accounts that pretend to be cats with posts filled with spelling and grammar errors. If cats could post, their posts would be immaculate just to make it clear they were better than you.

I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.

SOS in deep need of shit posters, too many political memes, not enough brain rot. Pic unrelated

Cartoon by @andertoon.bsky.social.