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Musk has a buddy who's trying to memory-hole "Musk." Preordered.

So, like, JD and the cabinet are totally telling Presidementia that Greenland is the 51st State, aren't they?

Susan Collins’ allies ran ads against me in Portland, Oregon. Should’ve asked Navatek. They knew exactly where to send the money.

Absolutely disgusted with the PPH's decision to hand the Susan Collins campaign a donation in kind by illustrating a *news story* with an anti- @troyjackson207.bsky.social advertisement.

Damn. The Azerbaijani national anthem goes *hard.*

If a team makes the MLB playoffs with a losing record, its opponent should get a ghost runner in every inning throughout the playoffs.

HOLY SHIT, ANTONELLI.

"G20 member that has declared multiple trade wars on G20 members blames ANYBODY ELSE for lack of consensus at G20 meeting"

... And farther below, Lake Ontario Takes in what Lake Erie can send her And the iron boats go as the mariners all know With the gales of November remembered —Gordon Lightfoot, who wouldn't revise that shit even if he could

"Spytech company halfheartedly suggests only customer could be slightly less evil"

this owns www.inverse.com/input/cultur...

LOL. Obviously Team Fauci.

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You know how you sometimes get a surprise appetizer from the chef because your dinner is delayed? That’s what I’m thinking about this morning.

Times like tonight I like think back to when President Barack Obama ate four rare pork tenderloins, visited a rabid-dog shelter, and then accidentally spent three hours alternating between a hot tub and a sauna before his record-breaking, Nobel-nominated seven-hour USA 240 speech.

They want us to own nothing. To rent you your home, your car, your entire life, while they sit in paradise, profiting off every second. But that is not the only option.

A fun thing about the US is that every June we get to see whether the plain and previously undisputed text of the Constitution means anything

Technically, they’re Remains now.

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

Look, I wrote to the manufacturer, and it turns out these are the official lyrics to the cheery little tune your washing machine plays: "Hey, this is your LG Letting you know what the facts are I finished the laundry Gimme a fucking cigar"

Normalize sending copies of "Divorce for Dummies" to the Naval Observatory address, which is 3450 Massachusetts Ave NW, Washington, DC 20392

Trump frantically googling "fire vp constitutional how"

Fantastic news out of Hungary. Just hope that unlike our Trump, their Trump goes peacefully.

I think Trump needs to do the "Person Woman Man Camera TV" test every morning. Also every evening. Also all times between.

I wrote and posted this to Instagram a couple of days ago and it became my most-read poem ever. I’m honored I get to feel big feelings alongside you all. I’m posting it here too and want to use this space more consistently. Hello friends ❤️

Trump's threat was the impeachable offense. His second thoughts don't nullify that any more than the regret of a murderer who wishes he'd never pulled the trigger. Every Republican who continues to support him (and Fetterman and Golden, presumably) are complicit in this impeachable offense.

These two commands used to be called "Field" and "Cross-Reference." Now, thanks to the Very Clever Engineers at Microsoft, they've been inconsistently renamed in a way that breaks alphabetization.

Chuck Norrisn't.

If he had a stroke on television mid-sentence, how would we tell?

Obviously I had to share this as soon as I saw it.

Of course Trump can't resist replacing serial murderer Noem with the World's Stupidest Senator.

Pam Bondi is irredeemable.

Switching from this boreatorium to my rewatch of Drive to Survive. Please let me know if anything as exciting as the halftime show happens in the actual game.

No Kings includes Draft Kings

“Light Melts Ice”, 24x24. Acrylic on canvas. Trying to express reactions to our current state of affairs. I want to be hopeful yet very aware of where we are. These are crude and I will probably continue on this after it dries. But it felt good to let anger and outrage flow.

Haven't drawn anything in like a year. Rusty af.

Live shot of Greg Bovino leaving Minneapolis

One less murderous chipmunk in a position of authority is a start. This isn't over until he, Noem, Miller, Trump, and all of the gravy seals in masks are rotting in prison for their numerous crimes.

Damn the soulless Nazis of Trumpism straight to Hell.

Pam Bondi just sent a letter to Minnesota officials saying ICE will leave if the state turns over its voter database to Trump. Guess what? This has never been about safety or immigration. It’s a pretext for Trump to take over elections in swing states.

I have defended @golden.house.gov in the past--especially during the Biden administration--because I believe that moderate Dems can help message in swing districts. But his needless vote to fund ICE—HE IS RESIGNING—is a direct "fuck you" to his constituents. Well, fuck you right back, Jared.

Me: "Siri, turn on living room." Siri: "" Me: "SIRI, turn ... on ... living room." Siri: "" Me: "Siri, TURN ON LIVING ROOM." Siri: "" TV: " ... but the wisteria is a beautiful purple flower that ..." Siri: "Looking for purple flowers"

Surprised to learn that Speaker Johnson has heard of Venezuela and is aware of the military action there.

Unsurprisingly, @scalzi.com says it best.