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Spot on

Atlantis has entered the chat!

That sounds double-plus-good!

The ongoing war with Atlantis is coming to an end

many people are saying ignorance is strength, or at least one person thinks so anyway...

@danhon.com 😄

There must be massive tax breaks

That’s a good one.

Sorry, buddy, but I actually live in Oceania. We're never close to a deal with anyone.

My victory milk has cow poo in it

Perfect!!

EASTASIA.

Lol so true. Waiting to see what pump and dump he’s pulled off with the stock markets this time on Monday when the story changes again.

Dan Hon, no one knows what you mean. Help a little here. Do you want us to now search what you're talking about? Clickbait? C'mon, you're above that.

True. And we've always been at war with Eastasia.

How goes the negotiations between Freedonia and Grand Fenwick?

Inflation is Doubleplusgood!

This is perfect.

The package size was silently changed while the price stayed the same

We are at peace with Eurasia. We have always been at peace with Eurasia

👏🏼

Same as it ever was.

All right that's fucking funny

👏👏👏😂😂

You win the internet today.

Thank you for your attention to this matter

Antarctica and Arctica generational dispute continues

Just two weeks away

that's why I'm a prole—no one cares what we think as long as we keep working in the mines

Aww... that's my old buddy, Pris. Great lady.

Spooky.

Woke up to this again.

Smart ref…

Double plus good!

THANK GOD! TWO WEEKS AWAY, RIGHT?

They said that. But I didn't believe them. They told me not to.

😂

Oh this is perfection!

One's cautionary tale is another's user's manual. 💁

Brilliant! Now that’s good satire.

Double plus good ➕➕

Pangaea is SO back

Don't believe the proof of your eyes

Wait, you mean Utopia didn't get included?

The deal is in a particular location... it increases towards a center... the center of deal is here... of a particular size and shape, and below us. The deal is still present, in your time, as it was in ours. The form of the deal is an emanation of energy.

👁️ www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDgU...

bingo

1984

I think you mean Eastasia

The best of them all rarely gets mentioned these days. Darkness at Noon scared the bejesus out of me.

Even if Trump sees this, he won’t understand it.

OMG

OF COURSE

A very important man with tears in his eyes said sir , in two weeks there will be a deal , a bigly deal a deal that sleepy don and only sleepy don could achieve.

The daring rescue of comrade Ogilvy when he was shot down in Eurasia went very well. The Ministry of Truth is preparing some prole food film if the brave Comrade’s rescue mission to release in a couple of years. Comrade Ogilvy truly represents the best principles of Ingsoc.

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I think about 1984 a lot these days. No particular reason. 😒

Ignorance is Strength 🫡

Well done!

At least 37 times!

Orwell is relevant today because he spent his short life trying to solve the fundamental problems of the modern world, he knew he was dying, and so he had to boil it down to ironic fables.

I blame O'Brien for everything.

Don't sleep on Irkutsk !!

Materializing? Its been reality for last 30+ years.

We are on the verge of a deal between Yakutsk and Irkutsk.

Double plus good!

Also, the rations of synthetic gin are making increased as well.

The package was always this size for this price! Oh, that older one is bigger? That must have been factory error.

🎯

It’s all very scary watching everything unfold from Airstrip One.

Great

Superb

#DoublePlusGood

@danhon.com the best books tell you what you know already…

And the Victory Gin ration has increased too!

@danhon.com We have always been at war with Eurasia, Eastasia, Oceania, Landing Strip One, and everyone else.

The whole Oceanian strategy is making deals, remember?

it’s Friday right?

It will be done when the clock strikes thirteen.

"Let's make Orwell fiction again." - first said by somebody who's not me.

You made my day in a very depressing sort of way.

double plus good

As close as Trumps deal with Iran?

Double Plus Good

Genau. An Orwell und Huxley muss ich auch immer öfter denken. Der Krieg darf nie aufhören und ist Teil der Repression und der Volksverdummung. I. Pirke Ingolstadt

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

This is some of your best work

This is gold!

Bluesky Newspeak

Chocorations going up 25 grams next week. Doubleplusgood, eh?

This is the only time caps was pinpoint appropriate for emphasis and contextual acuity 👌😂

But today's Wednesday, Sir.

Dont forget Eastasia. We have always been at war with them.

This post wins today’s internet. Congrats!🎊

Retaliatory strikes are a ceasefire.

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bravo 👏👏👏

I heard the penguins on the Heard Island are still protesting.

BANGER

A+ post

Haha, I wonder if that reference is considered arcane in a high tech world.

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Trump’s deal with Iran will like the Dinosaur’s deal with the Chicxulub asteroid.

Very droll, and spot-on!

@danhon.com I thought they were drifting apart.

WAR IS PEACE, BELIEVE ME.

2 weeks at most.

NEVER FIGHT A LAND WAR IN ASIA

No. We are at war with Atlantis. We’ve sunk it six or seven times.