lucyfree 🦋

it's so crazy that ben stiller made severance like ... thats the guy from night at the museum

It's fucked up there wasnt a halloween episode of columbo

ugh i cleaned my bedroom for a maintenance inspection and they didnt even go in there. cant believe i just improved my life for nothing

Politics hits different when you're an "issue" instead of a citizen

Milo Manara, 2019

I've trained my dog to salivate at the sound of a bell thanks to my invention, the edible bell

this is fake. never happened

It's fun racing with you. It's like my heart is getting recharged!

I dont think i would ever want to put a microchip in my brain. If i was gonna go to all that trouble i might as well shell out for a full-size chip

saw a video titled "remember dial-up internet? you're old" and like what the hell man i didnt even do anything to you

One of the best games ever. You all need to play it. You play as a car (not a person driving a car) in a big open world inhabited entirely by cars and explore the world while building your own city and get better at racing until you can challenge the president in a race and become the new president

Nancy 10/25/26

yeah

Can we normalize deepthroating?

i never greet a kitty by saying "hello kitty" because that is a registered trademark of sanrio company ltd.

i love when movie theater trailers are like "You should go to the lobby Right Now and get some snacks!! Do it Now, at this exact moment!!" and then the movie starts 2 seconds later

watching DUEL (1971) and look at this silly goose ass font for the titles. more like directed by damn stephen hillenburg

Lobby card for Ken Russell's THE DEVILS (1971), currently back in theaters

miner's hat realty, kellogg, idaho, 1987

the thing is, if someone misgenders u and u say nothing, it kinda gives away that ur trans. ive seen cishet ppl misgendered before and they ALWAYS correct the other person. i just need to get better at doing it in a casual way that makes the other person feel dumb instead of showing that im upset

can i have one handred dollars

tapping the sign i just made

imagine if the simpsons did a kendrick lamar parody with barney gumble that was like "Sit down, B. Gumble". now imagine a 20,000 foot tidal wave destroying everything you know and love

i would pay movie ticket price to go to a theater and just watch 2 hours of those tech demo logos that show off the image and sound system the theater is equipped with

Thought about trying to see the Musk documentary since it's apparently being rapidly pulled from theaters but then i realized it's the same guy who made the Enron documentary so im not exactly in a hurry anymore

Two horses walk into a bar and he bartender says "Cheers to the newlyweds!!"

this would work on me tbh

Francis Ford Coppola gave us his explicit permission to laugh at his movie, and let me tell you the entire theater took him up on that

if you want an example of transmisogyny, it's how this guy called me a man like 5 times in a row when he thought i was going to sit there and take it, but then the moment i push back he starts calling me a bitch

Not to play devil's advocate but, hail Satan!! 🙌

[flustered costanza voice] george is walkin' away from omelas!!!

People are like "be careful of that trans woman, she was socialised male so she's dangerous" and then you look at her and see the most timid creature in the world who has never heard "I love you" from someone who didn't hurt her

pleased to meetcha. here's our burger creature

Ok

Drake and Josh The Bet Edited belongs in the library of congress

if i was the lemonade stand guy i would just pivot and start selling grapes

people ask why there are so many trans djs as if we dont have natural talent when it comes to transitions