Sargoth (gyromantically haberdashing iamb)

"bluesky elder sargoth, is your alphabetic name a not so veiled reference to Howl's moving castle?" well I never

YOZOZO

Telling kids about the gays and the lesbians: easy Telling kids about the evils of capitalism: easy (they will probably beat you to it) Telling kids about marginal tax rates: moderately difficult Telling kids there once was a real band named Hoobastank that did tours and everything: impossible

clearsky broken for like a month but the guy keeps the site up just to fuck around and honestly i respect it

Person: no one knows how chatbots work Me: yah, they're like trains that way, you just gotta hop aboard and hope they don't break or that anyone asks to validate your ticket Person: what Me: :3

I get knocked down I sense the social pressure mounting, growing, intensifying this is not helping me with the next step

The scariest part of Found footage #3 is when Wall Dad threatens to call the cops, and Ravi is so tired and exhausted from the backroom wanderings that he, in full knowledge that these are american cops, say "actually, yes, do call the cops"

They got mr Bester

I still think about when I saw this in cinema, and made a very unladylike noise upon discovering that the movie begins with an exchange sampled by a 65dos song I've listened to a gazillion times ...as one does

Person: I will never learn German Me: das is ein secks porno Person: I understood that. my confidence is reaffirmed

my Portuguese isn't great but I think I can work this out

get in the woim, sluggo

ladies, is your programming - a field dominated by rich white men - driven by fashion trends - practiced as a demonstration of status - funded by vanity projects for failsons - filled with queers trying and failing to break even that's art, sorry

If you see someone performing civic forfeiture in Mississippi,

The smaller the budget, the slower the robocop moves

*takes copious notes* some girls bigger than others

Are you ever haunted by the notion that you think too much about: girl

Going to revival screenings of Tristar movies and screaming when the logo pegasus gets too close to the camera

Happy 80th anniversary of "Wittgenstein attacks Popper with a red-hot fire poker at a meeting of the Cambridge Moral Sciences Club" Day to all who celebrate #philosophy

mr McConnel, before you leave this mortal realm, we have one important question for you what do you think of CarlSagan42, the super mario troll level twitch streamer?

Sorry still thinking of $1,200-$1,800 dollar console just conceptually. Those are Real Computer numbers. You can just get a real computer for that kinda cash. The entire premise of the console is “this is a baby computer you don’t control but it’s standardized and affordable” but they can’t do that.

The two main industrial metaphors of america the melting pot and the cheesecake factory

"what was your biggest impact on the internet?" midwest miku

thinking fondly again of the college girl at the donut place, who made a little muslim boy bounce giddily out the door after she told him his donut was free, and who waved me away and said "you're good" when it was my turn to pay and then, when asked if there was a deal that day said "i hate my job"

a solid foundation

my advice: its fine to scroll in the morning but as soon as you see a bad post you have to tell yourself "my ass is too fat for this' and log off

Stairway to heaven (OSHA approved)

Water quality, too. The Cuyahoga River hasn’t burned since the 70s, which is quite the accomplishment considering how often it happened before the EPA.

the cuyahoga river.

boost if you are haunted

Pay

The vengabus [long pause, rumbling in the distance] is coming

[solemnly and full of dread] here comes the hotstepper

If you encounter ICE, here's what every New Yorker should know.