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It’s not how far you go, it’s how go you far.

if every baseball team sprays bottles of beer on one another when they win a world series title what do *the brewers* do when they win one

- fire in the fireplace ✅ - in play, beer(s) ✅ - World Series ✅ - Monday Night Football ✅ - didn't get selected to be on the jury for an attempted murder/aggravated assault with a firearm trial after spending five hours at the courthouse ✅

[extreme Beck voice] And my time is a piece of wax Falling on a douchebag...who's choking on potatoes

Obligatory Butker is too far right joke

THIS IS FOR THE GRINGOS WHO FOLLOW HERE (I love you) Peter Thiel bought the biggest TV presenter here to try to overturn the elections. Mark Zuckerberg and Meta actively sabotaged the left wing president. Trump and Marco Rubio not only threatened the country, they also actively with proof-

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

Lula has been reelected president, Brazilian media has now called. An extraordinary comeback for the left-wing politician who trailed by 2 points in round 1 but managed to hold off Flávio Bolsonaro, the former president's son.

ONSIDE KICK MADNESS

thinking fondly again of the college girl at the donut place, who made a little muslim boy bounce giddily out the door after she told him his donut was free, and who waved me away and said "you're good" when it was my turn to pay and then, when asked if there was a deal that day said "i hate my job"

I want both the Brewers and the Rays to win a World Series as soon as they can to a) make Fred Manrob squirm and b) make the Reds owners look like even bigger dolts than they already are, I just think I want Milwaukee to do it first.

It is cold. It is raining. I believe I have the flu. So I am doing what anyone would do in my situation. I am ordering pizza, building a big fire, and planning to spend the evening watching two of the historically worst football teams in the SEC play one another.

This is literally the end of the rule of law. If a President can pardon people committing crimes on his behalf - and the Supreme Court says he himself can't be prosecuted for crimes committed as part of his job - then the government becomes a lawless entity able to violate our rights without limit.

Attn: @litwick.net

With apologies to Mark Lemke, Mark Grudzielanek is the Mark Ellis of Mark Lorettas.

craft beer, cheap sunglasses, steak sandwich, and a steak sandwich

out there doin' coupin' on X, the everything app

IN THIS ECONOMY?!?!

San Juan River in Pagosa Springs now in major flood stage. It's now projected to crest at 15' early tomorrow morning, more than 2' higher than last October's flood event. #COwx

We Really Shook the Pillars of Heaven Didn’t We, Charlie Brown?

East Potomac costs $42 to play and hosts thousands of people each year. A lot of the players are beginners. A lot of them don't have that much money. A lot of them are black. This is the course Donald Trump has decided shouldn't exist, and in the past, he's been fairly explicit about why not

[after three awkward minutes waiting for VAR] EZE!!!!! #COYG

There will never be Catificial Intellegence.

until we find out whether one fifteen foot skeleton could take out five three-foot skeletons there needs to be a moratorium on fifteen foot skeleton sales

someone smarter than me will find a way to remix these two videos and when it happens I will watch it 29 to 1,274 times

My brain cannot process this level of corruption. She was being paid $50 million to engineer a pardon from Trump *while working at the Justice Department* as a "Special Government Employee." And it worked. He got the pardon, and she got the money. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/20/u...

Wall Street: "At least it wasn't $81 billion."

MLB should take a page from fantasy leagues and design a "punishment" uniform for each last place team to have to wear as their primary uniform in the following year.

made dough from scratch and turned it into dozens of pizzas, discovered fizzy water, binged Black Sails, and played the daily game of 'does my throat hurt like hell from COVID or from all the wildfire smoke everywhere'

💪💪🎒🥾🏕️

He should not be allowed to have any government contracts--he is operating like a rogue state.

WHAT IN THE ANTWAAN RANDLE HELL

a wood-paneled 1985 jeep grand wagoneer, a large enough stake in a small local brewery so that I can try out my own stupid hop combos and spend entirely too much time there tasting them, and as many old maps as I can track down and I'd become a serial anonymous gofundme donator

a Zacharia plus a Hall of Fame baseball hitter equals one Scaramucci

Røten nik Akten Di Wik Alsø wik Alsø alsø wik Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër? See the løveli lakes

BEERS BEERS BEERS BEERS BEERS (this is not a Broncos post...yet)

Sean Payton straight up parking the bus at halftime lmao

Jake Bauers is the Jeromy Burnitz of Geoff Jenkinses