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Ex-boss filed a $12 theft charge against an ex-employee because she got a restraining order in response to his creepy behavior. Charge was never prosecuted, but it gave ICE an excuse to arrest and detain her. Congratulations to the 58 Democrats who voted for the Laken Riley Act. You own this.

ME: And on behalf of my favorite team, the New York Jets, here is a football signed by the Super Bowl champion, Sam Darnold. POPE BOB: He won with the Seahawks. ME: well, your Holiness, I like to think his Jets tenure was an important part of his development process.

Da rEquisite whIte guy

a hero who has etched her name alongside the members of the underground railroad and all who sacrifice themselves on behalf of the victims of oppression and tyranny

this guy just fucking sucks, man

okay sickos we are finally watching The Americans

austrian policeman: did you get a look at the people who killed your baby, mrs. hitler? mrs. hitler: yes they were all wearing silver time travel suits and saying something about updog austrian policeman: what's updog mrs. hitler (to camera):

The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.

Incredible. First Secretary Mullin claimed that DHS had identified 15,903 noncitizens on Nevada’s voter roll. Then DHS officials told a skeptical Nevada, no no no, that’s just people we flagged. Here are the names of 185 people we KNOW aren’t citizens. All 185 were citizens. DHS got 100% wrong.

A couple went on a Fox News podcast and claimed the state of #Massachusetts took away their teen because they won't help the teen transition. But it's actually because the father was charged with beating and threatening to kill the teen and the mother was charged with witness intimidation.

Mitch McConnell Returns To Capitol Hill In Jar Of Formaldehyde

Trump is dead serious. See this chart from March: www.politico.com/news/2026/03...

While Sen. Katie Britt was publicly defending Trump's tariffs, she was privately seeking exemptions for 4 companies operating in Alabama that could be hurt by tariffs, according to emails between her staff & Trump's US Trade Representative, obtained via FOIA by @wsj.com. www.wsj.com/opinion/kati...

Creepy AF.

Unfolding my iPhone to show you a Meta Glasses recording of my final divorce proceedings

As I explained the last time this dumb argument made the rounds, if Congress was never allowed to change the Court’s size (something it’s done seven times), that would mean four of the *current* justices (all of whom are Republicans) hold unconstitutionally created seats: www.ms.now/opinion/repu...

when the aliens show up we’re going to have to explain what shareholder value is to them in a way that doesnt make us sound like dipshits

This is what shutting down scientific debate actually looks like

“Breaking In with Kevin Fishbain” episode 74 Guest: @edsbs.bsky.social What better way to celebrate the start of college football season than by listening to Spencer Hall’s origin story?

Hasan Piker isn't part of the Abdul El-Sayed campaign. Lorenzo Sewell is a member of the Mike Rogers campaign. And he's a proper extremist and bigot who the media isn't covering. I brought receipts in the Guardian today: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Just once I'd like Israel's defenders to talk about the country as it exists, not an idealized version of it

Yes—it’s been 12 years (!) and this remains one of the most prescient pieces of media criticism ever written. And everything has only gotten worse. deadspin.com/the-future-o...

Yes. bsky.app/profile/ryan...

NYT on the ultra rich dumping cash into the political process: “The leaderboard of the top 20 donors is dominated by the tech industry and ultrawealthy Republicans.”

We are a broken nation. Hundreds of thousands of Haitians were living and working legally, paying taxes, and contributing. Haiti remains wholly unsafe. But Trump hates Haitians, and the White House wanted videos of Black people in chains, so they stripped them of status and turned on the cameras.

What do you do when you've launched a moral panic about transgender athletes in the WNBA, but there has never been an active trans player in the league? Simple: you start a conspiracy theory about every single woman on the court.

oh you know the ones

Exclusive: World Liberty Financial, the Trump family’s flagship crypto venture, says its trust company has received preliminary approval from the Office of the Comptroller of the Currency to become a bank. on.wsj.com/4wyvwat

Perfect summation of the antiwoke worldview: trying to destroy democracy is bad, but not nearly as bad as sitting through an HR training

I proudly endorse this message from my grandparents ❤️

This is a very worrying story. Ecuadorian fishermen are being attacked and killed, and the perpetrators seem to be either the U.S. military engaged in clandestine operations or an American mercenary company working for Bukele or another Central American country.

the media when the centrist loses by 1% vs the media when the leftist loses by (less than) 1%

Antinous type movement here

Here's an example of "Dudes rock" being gender neutral

THANK YOU www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

Every single claim here is false

Surely there is some mistake! There's no way this tax applies to me, a retired diplomat who lives in Paris who spent millions of dollars renovating the 12 million dollar apartment I never intended to live in. There must be some mistake

Texas businessman John Gannon says he regrets voting for Trump after his Venezuelan fiancée was detained by ICE: “Nothing like this has ever happened to me… This is like the Gestapo. I never thought the US would act this way.”

A group of Democratic lawmakers have asked the Pentagon's official watchdog to open an investigation after WaPo revealed that 15 companies with investment from Trump's sons have garnered $3.2 billion in federal contracts, investments, and loans — most coming after Trump took office the second time.

Trump Administration Has Repeatedly Confessed in Court to Withholding Money From Blue States talkingpointsmemo.com/news/trump-a...

NYT wanted to write a story about "moderate Dems go to war with DSA," looked around, and the best they could find was a *proposal* by Third Way to spend $15M against left candidates. The story is not evidence that *Democrats* and the left hate each other... it's evidence that the NYT hates both.

Just call it a bribe and be done with it

Coda: www.offmessage.net/p/27-thought...

The Trump regime admitted in court filings that the cancellation of clean energy grants for Hawaiʻi was because the state voted for Kamala Harris in the 2024 presidential election, rather than the previously stated reasons of advancing energy needs or economic viability.