Crystal Ballin

THIS IS FOR THE GRINGOS WHO FOLLOW HERE (I love you) Peter Thiel bought the biggest TV presenter here to try to overturn the elections. Mark Zuckerberg and Meta actively sabotaged the left wing president. Trump and Marco Rubio not only threatened the country, they also actively with proof-

between serbia, brazil, and hopefully november 3, a good reminder: voting works it’s not the end, there’s always work to be done after the vote, but if you want to beat the motherfuckers and keep them out of power: vote your asses off

#BREAKING 🚨 Incumbent left-wing Brazilian president Lula has come from behind to be re-elected over Flávio Bolsonaro, the son of ex-president Jair Bolsonaro Lula trailed in the first round of voting earlier this month, but has now won by a margin of around 2%

Muddling through is not good enough. It's kicking the can down the road for the next would-be autocrat to try again and try harder. It can be repudiated as a fundamental discontinuity in legitimacy and its perpetrators punished accordingly or else the democratic death spiral doesn't stop with him.

driving my tesla roadster, i ask grok to schedule a dentist appointment. it generates a gothic anime version of the dentist’s receptionist with huge tits that asks me if i want a cleaning. i get so hard my neuralink activates the tesla’s thrusters and i slam 90 mph into a wall killing me instantly

Metaphor Watch: My wife and I almost ran into a bald eagle sitting directly in the road on the way to work this morning. The bald eagle picked up a rat and flew away—in the middle of Baltimore.

Abdul El-Sayed: “I’ll take this one… Do you love your dad?” Man, I love this guy, he’s on a different level, we need so many more of him 💙💙💙

My understanding is that her injuries from the initial blast were survivable but when Musk parachuted in to save his CSAM motherboard he landed on her head and it popped like a cherry tomato (because he is fat)

#Resolve Vic (state) ALP 25 L-NP 28 ON 23 Grn 15 IND 4 other 5 My 2PP estimate 51.9-48.1 to L-NP. That would be probably some kind of hung parliament, it's not even clear Labor would lose on that. #springst

Thanks JG Ballard for inventing Citibike and Congestion Pricing in the 1971 issue of Drive magazine.

I googled "houses that look surprised" and I'm glad I did.

Albanese weighs his post-political career opportunities at fossil fuel corps against 13-year-old Melelusi Sokotia's lament that she and her friends dream of “becoming teachers, doctors, builders” but spend their lives "wondering if their island would survive into their adult lives"

Buying the company // everyone unsubscribes

My man looks like a beluga whale pitching Bitcoin

Imagine Yellowstone going off, solving the climate crisis and getting rid of Idaho in one shot. *stares out window wistfully*

Lot of rusty folk on here seem to have nfi the house is on fire

Strong opening

quitting while he was a head

Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social

A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED

Love the fact that my mortgage will get even harder to pay down later today in large part because of a convicted felon & warlord that my government has signed up to a > $360 billion defence pact (scam) with. Great work, @albomp.bsky.social @jimchalmers.bsky.social @australianlabor.bsky.social!

There's no real point in arguing with his mouth noises, particularly not when preaching to the Bluesky choir, but this is *noteworthy* nonsense. If the revenue were real (it's not), then it would be revenue *of the United States government,* equally available to a Democratic Congress to spend.

how many countries in the entire world do u think trump could actually name lol

Is “a short ferry ride from Argentina” a euphemism or just history rhyming?

Todd Achilles, a veteran running for U.S. Senate in Idaho as an independent, has a new ad about starting wars.

BREAKING: Billy Connolly will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran

BREAKING: Cap'n Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters will no longer be opening for Ed Sheeran.

The Irish musicians, Beoga, who play alongside Ed Sheeran, have withdrawn from Sheeran’s tour. This is the statement they published on Instagram:

We started a trade war with these people because the president, who has some sort of degenerative brain disease with visible bruises on his hand's injection site that the press doesn't talk about, was bored.

"How would you describe the vibes when it comes to the United States?" Bad Vibes: 79% Good Vibes: 13% Pollara / Aug 13, 2026

RIP bozo *LIV GOLF SAYS IT FILES FOR CHAPTER 11 BANKRUPTCY IN NEW JERSEY

He was in floor 104 or 105 when it hit. He went down 30 flights, put a woman on his back, and carried her down another 20 more. He then went back UP, administered first aid, helped with the fire. He was found in the lobby. 18 ppl said he saved them. He had an almost complete NYFD app in his home.

This (from a Prof. of Genetics) is a ripper few hundred words.

Britain - and frankly every other nation - needs to build homegrown social media platforms to free ourselves from American toxin and domination. US platforms are quite simply evil. We're surrendering billions and political control to the world's most dangerous men In @heraldscotland.bsky.social

Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton

Evergreen

All the food is poisoned, but at least it’s also expensive as hell.

The only XL I’m worried about is my California King

Lots of headlines noting Wong is "outraged" after Israel cleared itself over murder of Aussie aid worker Zomi Frankcom. Wong also said "outraged" in an April 2024 interview with ABC when Zomi was killed. Not outraged enough to expel Israeli ambassador or stop exporting F35 parts that kill people