kybard

watch me fight tonight, plus a lot of other people fighting to raise money for cancer research: bxngtv.com/haymakers-fo...

i've been working in sports media for quite a long time now, but i'll be honest, i've never bothered to learn the names of any of the players in any sport. i have no idea who the hell any of these people are. i just look at the ball

reminder: I'm boxing for Haymakers for Hope in September, raising money for cancer research. (I've asked for my donations to go to The Cancer Network, which focuses on improving care and outcomes for LGBTQIA+ people with cancer) support me if you can! haymakersforhope.org/events/boxin...

@realinfowars.bsky.social please have Merritt on to discuss this

in september I'll be boxing for charity. come see me at the anthem and/or donate to the effort of me getting punched and/or delivering punches: haymakersforhope.org/events/boxin...

how is it that FFVII REBIRTH can have 7,000 mods like "tifa realistic boobs photorealistic areolas" but not a single mod I can find that lets me kill chadley

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Please look after yourself and your mental health but don’t forget that if you want a village you need to be a villager too. The only way we get through all of this is together

I enjoyed The Odyssey (2026) but I have one historical nitpick. The phrase “Jiminy Christmas” is a minced oath for “Jesus Christ”. As the story is set around 1200 B.C. it is unlikely that Odysseus would have said the phrase even once, let alone the dozens of times he says it in the film

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Relatedly I think Chappell Roan should be allowed to kill people

I truly believe "mean girl vibes" has to be one of the worst phrases to gain popularity over the last few years. For when you've chosen to hate a woman (always a woman; there's no "mean guy vibes" phrase equivalent!) for no discernible reason and you've decided that makes it her fault

oh so it's like rocket league but with people

KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com

"If I am to flower into something other than myself, I would rather rot into nothingness as I am." - The Reflecting Pool

People always call it difficulty, but what people appreciate about silksong, dark souls, mina, is just that it actually asks you to interact with the game mechanics(i.e. you WILL learn how this boss fight works, or you won't play anymore) and that's in contrast to AAA games that smooth out the ride

"can't cook with cold grease" has been written on the chalkboards at my gym more than once. indeed. love this place may die here

hey man is everything ok? I noticed a blinkered venality beclouding the redemptive potential of all your aesthetic grasping

I made a Mortal Kombat pattern of Sub-Zero, Scorpion, and Reptile performing Fatalities on each other.

biblically accurate hamburger

i often think about this review

unreasonably satisfying

me and my friend sonic telling kids not to do the lame drugs. stick to uppers kids

I'm so sorry mister chief.....

mountain big

lots of places I'm seeing in Europe making me think "is this a DARK SOULS???"

I know batman's in this cave somewhere. I'm going to find the bastard

this style of cherub sculpture looks like nothing to me more than an incredulous Maya Rudolph

I'm an idiot

Why was I invited to Beast Studios? youtu.be/0dwagg5wYY4

i wish i could describe the sort of posts i wanted to see, and then some sort of coding agent would build the feed i described. i wish an orb of mercury would grow enough blades to pierce the heart of every person who ever wronged me. i hope that if i die with enough hate in my heart god will go mad

A Borges story about a guy who gets AI to summarize all the world’s information for him, and then summarize the summary, until the AI has the whole world summarized into a single word. He sits alone at his desk, staring at the word, repeating it endlessly, certain he is experiencing everything

scared the shit out of my cat reacting to the end of duke-uconn, maybe the craziest thing I've ever seen in college ball?

being catholic and transphobic is so corny dawg you think your god turned himself into sourdough you can’t be acting like that

it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays

I think I’m gonna dump this communist nonsense and become a centrist. I agree that there are problems, but we need to find solutions that are fair to both the victims and the perpetrators

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

love you @defector.com