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fucking jenkins keeps trying to steal my KEY. my KEY i keep that goes to the SAFE in my OFFICE. the SAFE that contains the BUST OF A BOAR'S HEAD, one of three such heads required to open the SECRET DOOR. anyways i hid it inside one of the water tanks of the TOILETS in the EXECUTIVE WASHROOM

just got 445500 as a security code. terrible. too orderly, too clean. i asked for a new code. 593282. much better

Important reminder that the democrats not wanting to round up this administration and its lackeys and persecute them for the literal endless murders they’ve committed is an endorsement of it.

Air to Ground Message: THANKS MUCH. ILL TAKE BACK ALL THOSE THINGS I SAID ABOUT YOU... Area: Jacksonville, FL, USA Type: Boeing 737-800 A: #a8f92a3e470 F: #ff9496159e5

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this is the debate in Congress right now with the cost of living www.youtube.com/watch?v=LtvP...

ive got diarrhea poisoning

Video Dating - Gl'Xxar

Ex-communication

Ben & Jerry's Fred & Ginger (1988-1988): Ginger ice cream loaded with little chocolate bow ties, created as an homage to Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers. A scoop shop exclusive, it was wildly unpopular, sold in 47 stores, with only 2 ordering a second batch. No photos of the actual ice cream exist

learning that the legendary "creator's wife with mobility loss" who everyone says ~inspired~ Dressmaker is in fact a co creator and developer for the game and also they are not even married

After over month of being made homeless (after my mother assaulted me and attempted to hold me prisoner in my own home 😓) I'm still not really doing any better. Winter is setting in and I'm getting a little desperate, so I would really appreciate any support. ko-fi.com/G2G7HJUA4/go...

Air to Ground Message: HEADS UP... PAX IN 33C VAPING AND NON COMPLIANT AT THIS TIME MORE TO FOLLOW Area: Virginia, USA Type: Airbus A321 A: #a64b1b0cac7 F: #f9cc5b1f663

NEW: Remedy's latest game, Control Resonant, is filled with art galleries. The galleries are filled with real art When I began talking to Remedy about it, I was delighted to discover who the artists are: many are the game developers' parents My story... www.gamefile.news/p/control-re...

not gonna lie even if dan is a little lib for my tastes, i think knowledge fight country has been a more enjoyable listen since it hasn't had jordan yelling throughout the entire thing. also when jordan is wrong he's aggressively wrong in a way that is inherently reactionary and i don't fuck w/ that

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YES Vladimir Putin was fingerblasting a child. But that doesn’t mean you have to be mean.

Halloween season is here, and it's never too early for parents to start inspecting the candy their children consume. Be sure to look for the telltale signs that their treats may have been tampered with:

Save us, President Xi. End this hell.

lula visited The Regime once and came back to win a victory through unknown magic, kiss a trans woman on the cheek openly and proudly, and institute some kind of technological decision space governance mechanism

Jeremy Lewin killed hundreds of thousands without a signed employment agreement.

i love getting thrown around by guys in this game, more games need to let u just get absolutely thrown and launched around by enemies !!

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Amazing. At dawn, I went for a walk and found these pelicans just gorging on fish against the cliffs. So many of them, and then they dodged the waves. Then from this strenuous buffet, they haul out to rest on the beach.

your first slow moment of calm

cant wait to watch chess the movie and deck of cards in a back to back double feature

Making games is hard. On the third anniversary of Alan Wake 2, here's the funniest bugs we sent to the Dark Place. More on our YouTube channel: https://youtu.be/bh4uFU5f5oo #AlanWake2

Brazilians recommending not to amplify right-wing talking points by dunking and quoting, as a winning strategy Next day, my tl is full of people dunking on rfk jr I literally would not have seen the bigotry if it wasn't for y'all repeating it. That's exactly what the Brazilians were on about!

I'm Trans gender ally🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 LOVE YOU🤍

So many actual shitlibs crashing out at this LitHub article, and yet I still don’t think it goes far enough. I know I’ve already posted the following CrimethInc article multiple times now, but it bears repeating: crimethinc.com/2024/11/06/h...

this the kind of ads that are cooking my grandfather’s brain to a crisp

average british male orgasm:

i bet getting trepanned feels great