Jordan Thornquest

Jordan Thornquest

@jordanthornquest.com

ever in motion

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GMAN: (Naked except socks and an apron and holding a pan) Why. Hello there. Sleepy Head. Looks. Like my. Big. STRONG. Man. Had a. busy night. I made us eggs. Mr. Free. Man. [heh]

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these blizzcon announcements are so funny man. It’s like reading the first chapter of Schreier’s next book before he writes it

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"StarCraft" announced (open world shooter) - coming 2030

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lol for metroid going ok ok samus is gonna talk again but this time instead of going on about adam she's going to say she wants to eat you. are you happy now. is that what you freaks want

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Sony: we are getting rid of game discs forever fuck you Microsoft: our next console cant even read game discs fuck you Nintendo: Samus is BACK and BOY, is she HUNGRY

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i think its pretty cool that a lot of the people who made the original OOT are still at nintendo. that makes the remake a lot more interesting to me

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Not the first time they’ve had issues with consent.

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A data protection lawyer told 404 Media the sharing was likely illegal, and Channel 5’s own privacy policy explicitly says it won't give subscribers’ emails away to people for marketing purposes.

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It would be the funniest thing in the world if GTA VI is mid and everyone refuses to move on from V, where they have lived for a decade+. I feel like there's a nonzero chance of this happening, too. The way they've taken all their preorders and haven't shown gameplay... what if it's just so boring

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Ocarina of Time is mostly about the differences between childhood and manhood, which mainly that boils down to having three pairs of shoes that you have to cycle through regularly instead of one.

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Hey everybody. I’ve seen the statement by Matt Karch, the CEO of Saber Entertainment, and all of the truly horrendous things he said about me. I think it should be obvious to anyone who reads that statement that he’s lashing out because he did not want people to know there was AI use in the game.

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(on the microphone on C-SPAN talking through the feedback squeal) Pepe Le Pew is the most unkillable of all of the Looney Tunes, there is no escaping his lust, even death has no meaning as he will meet you in Hell with open arms

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my 13 years at bandcamp are coming to an end - i’ve been laid off along with most of the remaining engineers. best job i’ve ever had, working with the best people you could ever work with. unceremonious end to quite a ride.

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Since we can now have 10 images per post, let me recommend 10 recent indie games! All from the past 3 years, no big obvious hits. No AI or genocide support either! Names & descriptions on Alt Text.