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I’m pretty sure I just saw a commercial for an upcoming weekend of Garth Brooks concerts that did not feature a single frame of Garth Brooks?

Bakker kicked the bucket youtu.be/rOH37W0jPpA?...

BREAKING: trump to sign executive order renaming the Atlanta Hawks to the Iowa Hawkeyes!

Hirono to Patel: "I'm still pretty mystified as to why beastiality was taken off the list. You have been so drunk that briefings have been rescheduled so you could sleep it off."

it's me

“Lost media” no longer! I finally got permission to upload “AL’S BRAIN,” an 11-minute educational 3-D film attraction which ran at the Orange County and Western Washington fairs, and hasn’t been seen publicly since 2009. You can watch the whole thing here: youtu.be/2xujU87ZHt4

Payton Tolle is an absolute gem 😭

Pathetic AI Chatbot Spends All Its Time Talking To Friendless Loser https://theonion.com/pathetic-ai-chatbot-spends-all-its-time-talking-to-friendless-loser/

1. Bart/Homer: You don’t make friends with salad. 2. Selma: The older they get, the cuter they ain’t. 3. Homer to a spoiled sandwich: Oh, I can’t stay mad at you. 4. Ned Flanders’ dad: we’ve tried nothing and we’re all out of ideas. 5. Ralph Wiggum: Oh boy, sleep! That’s where I’m a Viking!

Smoked salmon is a crazy thing to eat when you can only brush 75% of your teeth. I know that now.

Fauci calls himself a doctor? He has supposedly devoted his life to the healing of bodies. Yet he’s caused so much pain to so many assholes.

The Claude commercials during World Cup are kinda like that scene in The Parallax View, or am I mistaken?

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

Oooh, great. Post-game coach slop-talk.

look at these dorks

If not needing Daddy to fight your battles for you & you win 4 World Cup championship’s was a picture

Hey! Whoever is mixing Columbia Ghana post-gam: do your job.

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 2,1947

Sure, you dislike Alexi Lalas as much as the next guy, unless the next guy is the guy who wrote this. Reinforcing your good sensibilities with facts and relentless narrative flair. Thanks @aarontimms.bsky.social. Indulge yourself in an excellent read. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Santa Clara is not San Francisco.

Only Trump could unite soccer fans to take the side of a ref.

“Fans of the rich world George Lucas created can expect a consistent output of wildly varying guesses at what might appeal to them,” said Disney CEO Josh D’Amaro

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At a certain point the cold toilet water no longer shocks your balls.

it seems unsanitary to hug the same flag you wipe your ass with

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I fear my tipping point into madness is "Thus is un-American" posts in response to ICE terrorizing immigrants. I beg you to open Wikipedia (I would say a book but let's start small) and read up on The Trail of Tears, Fugitive Slave Catchers, Japanese internment, Indian Boarding schools & Jim Crow

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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

That's so scary.

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

"You'll laugh your heads off!" Look at these fucking assholes.

Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it

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