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Aaron Rodgers would fall in love with Elizabeth Holmes in thirty seconds.

I hate when I come up with an incredible idea and then I find out it's already been done. Just happened to me w "6 7" I can't believe someone beat me to it.

Update: this was very fun!

DND folks in LA! Tonight I am the only player in a show where there are FOUR DUNGEON MASTERS. They'll all simultaneously DM me through a one-shot. Look at this lineup of DMs! Paula Deming, Mary Lou, Amy Vorpahl, and Jared Logan run the game together! www.eventbrite.com/e/4-dms-1-ky...

The Daily( @dailyzeitgeist.bsky.social )Zeitgeist w/ Miles( @milesofgray.bsky.social )Gray & Jack( @jackob1.bsky.social )O'Brien "Meet Me At 9/11! 09.11.26" Kyle( @kyleayers.bsky.social )Ayers www.iheart.com/podcast/105-...

One of my favorite "Class Action Lawsuit Ad Images" i've ever scrolled upon.

Just discovered that phone app that makes it look like i'm drinking a pint of beer. incredible stuff

Endless things can be said about Dolly Parton, who may have been the greatest living American. Rest in peace to the best.

Kyle Ayers is Murp, a Goliath Barbarian Bard 💪 @kyleayers.bsky.social is a very talented comedian, writer, actor, and producer. His stand up special, ‘Hard to Say’ was nominated for Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival! Kyle is also our engineer, producer, and editor on Darkest Whimsy!

Millennials if Sufjan had completed the 50 States Project

Can I make a letterboxd even if I’ve never seen a single movie?

Was Lindsay Graham vaccinated??!!

My family and I voted for the Blue M&M back in 1995 and he spent less time in office than most everyone in Congress.

This, my friends, is how one bons the old mot:

Not saying that game was stolen from Egypt but it is now on display at museum in London.

I forgot the name of that Nickelodeon doc and just called it "Aaahh! Real Monsters!"

Between the US winning their first two games and some random MLS player scoring a hat trick for Argentina it’s been quite a start for US soccer all around.

The turtleneck kept the stink in 👨‍💻 @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social #thedailyzeitgeist #stevejobs #apple #iphone

“7 6” - teen Yoda

They just started putting tons of random stuff on the back of quarters and they didn't tell us.

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Oh no these data centers are going to ruin all of the updawg

I feel like the Citizens United ruling is somehow tied to Oops All Berries

They are emphasizing the "white guy who says the n-word" portion of Twain's career when giving out the award this year.

Everyone’s mad at Chappell Roan but I've never met an 11 year old who didn’t need to get knocked down a peg.

Animated Short Film titles are always so whimsical compared to the movie’s themes. It’ll be like “Jimmy’s Bouncy Ball,” then that is a stop motion movie about dementia. #Oscars

Every Super Bowl ad is “hey here’s quick shots of stuff you like anyways let this computer think for you”

If I was a quarterback my presnap cadence would be me trying to get the defensive players with updawg.

It’s crazy living in Los Angeles you’ll randomly see your freaking neighbor in a Super Bowl commercial

Why don't all of these right-wingers complaining about "Olympic skiers using their platforms to speak out" simply also get good enough at something to have a platform?

Brantley Gilbert, Lee Brice, and Gabby Barrett all sound like people who flip houses by installing a giant wagon wheel on the wall as art.

So we agree nothing is anything #marjorietaylorgreene #maga #60minutes #comedy @jackob1.bsky.social @milesofgray.bsky.social @kyleayers.bsky.social

Love getting my Spotify wrapped at the end of the year! Always a nice time to reflect on what they put in my ears. Where'd all the time go? Wow! 16 thousand minutes definitely well-spent. Here's to 2025!

To get the Epstein Files, simply speak to the old man in Viridian City. Let him show you how to catch them. After watching his demonstration, fly to Cinnabar Island. Walk immediately to the east coast of the island, and Surf up and down that edge, and eventually you will encounter the Epstein Files.

Folks you simply gotta

Voted YES on 50 in LA and now George Soros is flying me private to NY to vote for Mamdani what a fun Tuesday

Dodgers are so wiped they’re making their best hitter pitch tomorrow.

Crazy to think that the youngest person ever was born today.

The Riyadh Comedy Festival is the only gig that pays you in installments cut up and put into five separate suitcases.

Denver! Tonight as High Plains Comedy Festival wraps up, Boast Rattle returns. A competitive compliment contest. Incredible lineup of hilarious comedians that will try and win at niceroasting one another. www.highplainscomedyfestival.com/shows/2025/0...

The "Courtroom Sketch Artist Union" must be the strongest in the entire country for the job security they've kept even after someone invented the camera.

Four more shows Off-Broadway at The SoHo Playhouse, NYC. Would love to see ya there. www.sohoplayhouse.com/see-a-show/k...

Very kind review of my Off-Broadway show (currently running through September 14 @sohoplayhouse NYC) from Lavender After Dark. Give it a read! Come to a show! lavenderafterdark.com/2025/09/08/k...

If you’re a fascist serving looks it’s actually spelled fascion 🔫🧢 #jubilee #debate #hipster @kyleayers.bsky.social @jackob1.bsky.social @pallavi.bsky.social

Some kind words published reviewing "Hard to Say," and a few more kind audience reviews of the show. Here @sohoplayhousenyc.bsky.social thru Sunday. Last night was wonderful, keeping the shows going, feeling blessed that folks laugh and get something from it. lavenderafterdark.com/2025/09/08/k...

Running through Sunday, September 14th. Off-Broadway at The SoHo Playhouse in NYC. Shows have been a blast. Audiences have been great. Would love to see you there! “Hard to Say,” a comedy show about chronic pain. Now through Sept 14th at @sohoplayhouse www.sohoplayhouse.com/see-a-show/k...

Very kind review of my Off-Broadway show (currently running through September 14 @sohoplayhouse NYC) from Lavender After Dark. Give it a read! Come to a show! lavenderafterdark.com/2025/09/08/k...

I thought "U.S. Open" was a sentence Trump was fully against.